about me (seriously)

hahaha. well, im me.

i love to swim..

i like to eat foods especially italian! hahaha.

i love sports.

i am a sports-minded person.

i love CHOCOLATES, especially dark chocolate.

i love playing video games.

i love tekken.

i love hangin out with friends.

i love going to the mall.

i love travelling.

i love to sleep.

i love to surf the net.

i love to watch movies.

i love to text.

i love to sleep.

i love my life

i love competition

i love to read

i love to sing

i love soccer

i love the environment

i hate annoying people

i hate liars

i hate as-if people

i hate try-hards

i hate arrogant people

i hate bastards

i hate assholes

i hate show-offs

i hate smug people

i hate bitches

i hate big-headed people

i hate lagging internet

i hate slow computers

i hate FC people

i hate gossipers
i hate back-stabbers

i hate plastic people

i hate warm drinking water

i hate corny movies

i hate back-biters

i am a person who loves to LIVE, LAUGH and LOVE. charlang! hahaha. i dont usually imitate others, i simply make my own trend. but i also go with the flow :D i am a true blue-blooded atenean. i reaaaaaly love to laugh. hahahaha. sometimes, i just laugh for no reason. hahaha. i love to have fun. i dont think that im a boring person. sometimes, i get overly consious. hahaha. im currently studying at Xavier University Ateneo de Cagayan for my highschool and im looking forward to experience the same, jesuit and atenean education next year at the same school for college. im 15 years old and im now a senior. im an athlete, specifically a swimmer. im very fluent in english as it is my main language of choice. i truly suck at filipino, be it verbal or written type. i love to write stuff. but i hate taking down notes in class. how ironic! hahaha. i am damn lazy and i dnt do assignments at home. i only study only, during, and on exam days. other than that, the hell i care. hahaha. i love school, on the contrary. i get to see my friends, annoy them, laugh and share jokes with them, copy assignments, etc. im a fickle-minded person. hahaha. im also fun to be with. well, meet me in person. hahaha.

about me

well, first of all, i am a person. DUH. i like picking on other people just for the heck of it. i hate chocolates; taste like shit. i belong to one of the richest families in the country. i dont only have my own bank account, i also have my own bank. my father was president and so was my mom. i have 3 cars. my house is so big that i wont be surprised if you'll get lost just trying to find the next bedroom door. i am a very generous person. i give tons of cash to people i dont even know. if im a little late, then i use my private jet to go to school. but if i am very late, i bribe all the teachers into thinking otherwise. i am married with 5 wives, each from a different continent. i laugh at other peoples mistakes.. and. oh yeah, there is one thing you might want to remember about me...

I AM A COMPULSIVE LIAR. hahahahahaha :D

the movie that game me sleepless nights :D

yeah. i know what you're thinking. its NOT, however, the excorsist. but yeah, it still gave me the creeps. but not as much as 13 ghosts. but the movie that im goin to talk about is the one that i recently saw with my friends. well, its not that scary though. uhm, atleast, not as scary as the others; i've seen worse.





im not ashamed to admit that i am a little scared of horror movies.. lets face it, who doesnt?

at first, i thought it would be another low-budget, corny movie. the title was "drag me to hell" corny much? so i dismissed it as such. but then it was directed by sam raimi and then i thought, okay, but a good director also makes a bad movie.

and then my friends wanted to watch it so i went with them. i thought the movie was going to be boring but MAN i was wrong. hahaha

and so it was scary. we watched the movie, like, two times coz we had friends coming in late. hahaha.

im sorry for the bad writing. i just dont feel like typing. :(

influenza A(H1N1) virus

for months now, i have encountered this disease but from a different name. it was then called swine flu.

while i was watching fox news, i came across one of their reports that thousands of pigs are being systematically killed because of swine flu. those poor little piggies are being slaughtered because of the virus, for it would soon be passed to humans if it would not be properly taken care of.

what is swine flu or influenza A(H1N1) virus?

swine flu or that one mentioned above is a mixture of avian flu, human flu and the swine flu. so, its basically like this:

avian flu+human flu+swine flu=influenza A(H1N1) virus

gee?

so first it broke out in Mexico. then in the USA and such. because of it's name, swine flu, people avoid pork and that is just plain STUPID. i mean, didnt i just say earlier that it was made up if 3 kinds of flu? what now? are you going to avoid birds and people? dumbass.

so, the Word Health Organization decided, for the sake of the people who were dumb enough to NOT eat pork, to change the name.

alas, they came up with this one:influenza A(H1N1) virus

wow, thats a very long name. cant they just name it "the new virus"? or "the virus"? lol, hahaha. i love making up names :D

so the Philippines tried so hard to prevent the disease from being an epidemic here but to no one's surprise, it got here.

oh well, there goes that. so now, the disease has already struck schools in manila. so, thats why we all had extended summer vacations. hahahaha. the swine flu, as i like to call it because the alternative was so long, is already a public epidemic BUT the DOH told us otherwise.

they said that its not and that not to worry, stay calm, wash your freakin hands. i mean, what gives?! PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK AND ALL YOU SAY IS STAY CALM, NOT TO WORRY?

wow.. thats the government alright.

but the woes of DOH are from over for it just got worse. its dengue season and tons and tons of people are getting sick. ohhhh, not in a good situation are we, mr chairman of DOH sir?

wow... i would really like to laugh at their untimely and inconvenient predicament.

okay, i made up my mind. im gonna laugh at their predicament. ahahahaha.

hahahaha ;D

not appetizing to hear :D

okay, okay.. i owe you these stuff. i know youre all hungry and got hungrier reading my other post. hahaha. so the following stuff might not sound like food but trust me, they are really food.

things that DONT sound like food BUT ARE...

• ladyfingers
• toad in the hole
• napoleons
• grinders
• heroes
• capers
• muselix
• dagwoods
• lox
• hash
• pigs in a blanket
• po' boys
• scrapple
• sloppy joes
• cool whip
• baked alaska
• flapjacks
• hush puppies
• jerky
• grits
• elephant ears
• sand dabs
• roll mops
• vegemite
• hot dog
• tofu
• zwieback
• hummus
• pu pu platter
• brown betty

sayyy WHHAAT? pu pu platter? toad in a hole?? uhm.. i think im not hungry anymore, how bout you? O.o

sounds delicious :D

well... im hungry, ayt?? hahaha. the following things are not really food. they may sound like it BUT i would like to see you try eating those! ahahaha.

things that sound LIKE food BUT are NOT...

• road apples
• jesus fish
• vanilla ice
• petroleum jelly
• urinal cakes
• cow pie
• the spice girls
• condoleezza rice
• hamburg, germany
• wing nuts
• six pack abs
• toe jam
• microchips
• pork barrel spending
• dingleberries
• pepper spray
• jive turkey
• the mayo clinic
• drum sticks
• l'eggs
• salmonella
• lug nuts
• hemorrhoid donut
• humble pie
• packing peanuts
• couch potatoes
• corn pads
• soupy sales
• fruit cakes

if you still dont believe me, research it. or if youre too lazy, just shove it in your mouth. hahahha

year 1907

The average life expectancy was 47 years.
Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
The average wage in 1907 was 22 cents per hour.
The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year .
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME .
Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which Were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from Entering into their country for any reason.
Five leading causes of death were:

1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke
The American flag had 45 stars.
The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea Hadn't been invented yet.
There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." ( Shocking? DUH! )
Eighteen percent of households had at least One full-time servant or domestic help.
There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE ! U.S.A. !