stuff you might wanna know about tekken :D

ahhh yess. i always wanted to make a lot more posts about this game. hahahaha. this guide is really about how I decipher and fathom it. it is from my own understanding and i have NO guarantee that this will make you the best player in the world. :D



tekken..



tekken is a game created by namco. the concept of this game is really simple, actually. it's basically the same with other fighting games; beat the hell outta each other. but what makes this game unique is it's fighting concept called an aerial combo or more commonly known as a juggle.




what is juggling?



juggling is the term used by tekken players illustrating their combos. it is the act of launching your opponent, or your opponents character, in the air and pummeling him with all sorts of punches, kicks and whatever thing that inflicts damage. here's the catch: you must do this WHILE he is still floating in the air and you must NOT let him fall to the ground before your combo is done. seems easy enough, right? WRONG. hahaha




style or damage?




the debate is on and tensions rise on each side. which one is dominant? the style of the combo or the damage of the combo? i prefer to choose both. but before that...



style.



having jaw-droppin combos dont necessarily mean that its kickass. but the audience rapport is truly irresistible. we tend to forget the damage and start focusing on the style of the combo. how the combo looks like.



damage



this is for aggressive people who are more brawn than everything else. lol. they do whatever it takes to inflict the most damage to the opponent.



my own verdict.

well, it usually depends on the damage difference.. if the damage difference isnt that big or not quite noticeable, i really would go for style. but if the damage is WAAAAAY BIG. then say hello to the world of hurt. :D

well, there are a lot of people who play tekken. and a lot of people who dont know how to play this game. some say that you punch and you kick, that's it. so how do we sort out the noobs from the pros?



button-smashers


they dont know how to play AT ALL. from the word itself, the players mash away at the button until one of them dies or until they mash their fingers to bits. the Character of choice is christie or eddy. but now its lili. be warned though, button smashers are extremely unpredictable and i have seen pros get beaten by them.. how embarrassing :D


semi button-smashers


they are just the same crowd but a little wiser. they now know how to block and would only sometimes attack when near. they know a little but still uncertain. for example, marduk's 1+2, they know that they must press the two punches at the same time but they are going to do that for 3 times, like mash 'em like hell. lol. still unpredictable. choice of characters, any. now that these persons know a little bit of tekken, they tend to choose a more variety of characters.


grab-abusers


ahhhh, yes. my worst type of gamer. they are the ones with prodigious knowledge and skill about grabbing. grab is a cheap move and grabbers are soooo cheap and so gay. although i had my fair share of grabbing experiences. lets just say, they are afraid to get up again.. :D again, semi unpredictable. learn to counter grabs. characters of choice, king, armor king, marduk, characters with a long reach. how to defeat: be aggressive, answer grabs with grabs.


novices


these are guys who have made up their mind and take up tekken seriously. this is the most crucial part of the tekken stage because they begin to develop their love of the game. usually the time when players pick at last their character of choice. this is a trial and error period. only few can actually surpass this stage. they try to learn as many stuff about their characters as hard as they can. usually, they know atleast one combo and they have tried hard to master it. usually very predictable, they are sadly misinformed into thinking tekken is nothing but juggles. how to counter: try reading their pattern and use your own plan from there.



intermediate


these guys know a lot about tekken. they know at least half of the characters but are sometimes predictable. they can easily pick up patterns and use it to their deadly disposal. they have cool juggles but need a little bit more practice. they don't try new stiff with their characters. they try new ways to execute old moves. it takes time, practice and patience to get to this level. how to counter: be equally good or better! :D



expert


these guys are the best of the best, the legends. they are like, you know, chairman of the board. they know everything there is to tekken. EVERYTHING! they can do stuff in tekken we could only dream of! they can make every character so deadly that you would be awed just to be with the same breathing air with them. lol. they are unlikely to be predictable. they think 2 moves ahead of their opponent but juggles less often. truly a player to be praised. OH MY LABOR! :D

now, the following are a few reminders on tekken. they are a NEED-TO-KNOW, HIGHLY-CLASSIFIED... uhm,. "stuff."

• there is such a thing in tekken as sidestep. you can do this by simply TAPPING the up or down joystick. be careful though.. if you are heavy with your hands, the character will JUMP instead of SIDESTEPPING. now, sidestepping is important because you can do moves off it and you can actually evade your opponent. for example, your opponent is starting a 10-hit string from a distance and he's coming off towards you. a couple of sidesteps and you will be in his left, or right. there is a faster way of sidestepping though. this must be done really fast. it's called sidestep fake backdash something. no, i did not make that up. but yes, i forgot the name. :D it is done by sidestep then back dash. so its like this, you tap up, so that your character will sidestep. then quickly double TAP. TAP. TAP, not double then hold. i haven't quite got it yet. :D
  
• there is such a thing as backdash. backdash is the art of moving back quickly. it is done by TAPPING the back joystick 2 times. this is done so that when your opponent tries to hit you, he misses and you have a very clear shot for a juggle. be warn though,. this is not always the case. there are times that even after a backdash, the opponent can still reach you. but its completely safe.
  
• forward dash. forward dash is the ancient art of lunging forward. if u need a couple of steps in order to land your attack, then the forward dash is a very useful tool. it can be done by double TAPPING the forward joystick. what is the difference of DOUBLE TAP and DOUBLE TAP THEN HOLD? well, it probably the same thing. but you can get moves from double forward. but you can only get the ordinary move in forward dash. okay? secondly, forward dash is safer because you can hold back after the dash.
  
• there is such a thing called 'while-rising'. it is executed while your character is rising from a crouch OR he just landed from a jump. for example, jin's rising uppercut. first, hold the joystick down so that jin will crouch. then release the joystick so that it will return to neutral and simultaneously press RP or 2. this will execute jin's rising uppercut. another way to execute this is by holding the joystick upward and when the character will land, the joystick must be in neutral and then simultaneously press RP or 2.
  
• chicken buffer and fakes. this is very tricky. chicken buffer means finishing and/or prolonging the animation. for example, kazuya's wind god fist, which is done by f,n,df. simultaneously press 2 when reaching the df part. it will be fast. but in buffering, the player waits a little longer before pressing 2. therefore, finishing the animation. chicken buffer is used for boggling the opponents mind. fakes are used only by a few character and only a handful of people can execute this is quick succesion. baek, lei, hwoarang and christie/eddy is are famous for this. they have moves that can be continued and executed into another move. i cant explain how it looks like but you already know. this is used to keep your opponent guessing. a word of caution though, if you are VERY PREDICTABLE, then this will be your downfall. players can easily pick up your pattern and punish you. a very good baek player will keep you occupied with kicks and will keep you guessing where to block.
  
• there are moves that require multiple joystick motions. like kazuya's wind god fist, etc.
  

there are three types of fighting styles. the turtle, the pitbull and the balanced type.

turtle- well, this player plays a very defensive game. duh, thats why they are called turtles. they seldom attack and normally counter and block most of your moves. beware though, too much turtling can result in grabbing or guessing.

pros: defense is the best offense.

cons: can keep you guessing where to block, strike, or counter.

pitbull- again, analyze the name. it is the complete opposite of the turtle. the pitbull goes for offense. they rush up to the opponent and does not let the opponent have time to pick their nose or scratch their ass. but be warned, too much pitbulling is close to suicidal.

pros: can make your opponents life hell. the opponent will have a hard time landing an attack.

cons: your offense can be turned against you.

balanced type- from the word itself, this type of player can balance his offensive skills and also his defense skills.

pros: none

cons: none

now, here are some of the characters that i normally use or characters that i am really good at.

lili: uf+3, b+2-1, 1-2, 2-1+2
christie: d+3+4, 3~4,2,1~4,2, f+3.
law: while rising+2, 4-f+3, FF+2-1-3
king: u+4, df+2-1, db+2+4, 2-1-3-4,
hwoarang: b+3, 2~4-2, f+3, uf+3-4-3
baek: b+3, f+1-2~3, f+1-2~3, f+1-2~3, f+1+2-4
marduk: DF+3-1, 1, df+3-1, FF+1+2
bryan: fB+2, f+1+2, 1, 3-2-1-2
kazuya: f,n,f+2, 1, 1~2, f,n,f+3~1
lee: uf+4, 1-2~f, 1-2~f, 1-2~f, 3~4

so that is the end of my VERY LONG post. i hope you enjoyed it and i hope that someday, you will thank me for my hard work and effort in writing this post :D

acknowledgements:

i would like to thanks myself, for giving my time, effort, blood, sweat, tears and all the other shit i had made just to make this post.

i would like to thank my teachers. for without them, there would be no school

i would like to thank kam. for being the first person, aside from me, to read this post.

i would like to thank him again for reading this post, and giving it some of his time.

i would like to thank him for the last time, for accompanying me in our tekken pursuits there at sm.

and to you, if you have read this post.

and... oh yeah, josef. IF you have read this, thanks. if not, thanks anyway for accompanying us to play tekken

oh i forgot.... to labor. please read this, my god. :D

about me (seriously)

hahaha. well, im me.

i love to swim..

i like to eat foods especially italian! hahaha.

i love sports.

i am a sports-minded person.

i love CHOCOLATES, especially dark chocolate.

i love playing video games.

i love tekken.

i love hangin out with friends.

i love going to the mall.

i love travelling.

i love to sleep.

i love to surf the net.

i love to watch movies.

i love to text.

i love to sleep.

i love my life

i love competition

i love to read

i love to sing

i love soccer

i love the environment

i hate annoying people

i hate liars

i hate as-if people

i hate try-hards

i hate arrogant people

i hate bastards

i hate assholes

i hate show-offs

i hate smug people

i hate bitches

i hate big-headed people

i hate lagging internet

i hate slow computers

i hate FC people

i hate gossipers
i hate back-stabbers

i hate plastic people

i hate warm drinking water

i hate corny movies

i hate back-biters

i am a person who loves to LIVE, LAUGH and LOVE. charlang! hahaha. i dont usually imitate others, i simply make my own trend. but i also go with the flow :D i am a true blue-blooded atenean. i reaaaaaly love to laugh. hahahaha. sometimes, i just laugh for no reason. hahaha. i love to have fun. i dont think that im a boring person. sometimes, i get overly consious. hahaha. im currently studying at Xavier University Ateneo de Cagayan for my highschool and im looking forward to experience the same, jesuit and atenean education next year at the same school for college. im 15 years old and im now a senior. im an athlete, specifically a swimmer. im very fluent in english as it is my main language of choice. i truly suck at filipino, be it verbal or written type. i love to write stuff. but i hate taking down notes in class. how ironic! hahaha. i am damn lazy and i dnt do assignments at home. i only study only, during, and on exam days. other than that, the hell i care. hahaha. i love school, on the contrary. i get to see my friends, annoy them, laugh and share jokes with them, copy assignments, etc. im a fickle-minded person. hahaha. im also fun to be with. well, meet me in person. hahaha.

about me

well, first of all, i am a person. DUH. i like picking on other people just for the heck of it. i hate chocolates; taste like shit. i belong to one of the richest families in the country. i dont only have my own bank account, i also have my own bank. my father was president and so was my mom. i have 3 cars. my house is so big that i wont be surprised if you'll get lost just trying to find the next bedroom door. i am a very generous person. i give tons of cash to people i dont even know. if im a little late, then i use my private jet to go to school. but if i am very late, i bribe all the teachers into thinking otherwise. i am married with 5 wives, each from a different continent. i laugh at other peoples mistakes.. and. oh yeah, there is one thing you might want to remember about me...

I AM A COMPULSIVE LIAR. hahahahahaha :D

influenza A(H1N1) virus

for months now, i have encountered this disease but from a different name. it was then called swine flu.

while i was watching fox news, i came across one of their reports that thousands of pigs are being systematically killed because of swine flu. those poor little piggies are being slaughtered because of the virus, for it would soon be passed to humans if it would not be properly taken care of.

what is swine flu or influenza A(H1N1) virus?

swine flu or that one mentioned above is a mixture of avian flu, human flu and the swine flu. so, its basically like this:

avian flu+human flu+swine flu=influenza A(H1N1) virus

gee?

so first it broke out in Mexico. then in the USA and such. because of it's name, swine flu, people avoid pork and that is just plain STUPID. i mean, didnt i just say earlier that it was made up if 3 kinds of flu? what now? are you going to avoid birds and people? dumbass.

so, the Word Health Organization decided, for the sake of the people who were dumb enough to NOT eat pork, to change the name.

alas, they came up with this one:influenza A(H1N1) virus

wow, thats a very long name. cant they just name it "the new virus"? or "the virus"? lol, hahaha. i love making up names :D

so the Philippines tried so hard to prevent the disease from being an epidemic here but to no one's surprise, it got here.

oh well, there goes that. so now, the disease has already struck schools in manila. so, thats why we all had extended summer vacations. hahahaha. the swine flu, as i like to call it because the alternative was so long, is already a public epidemic BUT the DOH told us otherwise.

they said that its not and that not to worry, stay calm, wash your freakin hands. i mean, what gives?! PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK AND ALL YOU SAY IS STAY CALM, NOT TO WORRY?

wow.. thats the government alright.

but the woes of DOH are from over for it just got worse. its dengue season and tons and tons of people are getting sick. ohhhh, not in a good situation are we, mr chairman of DOH sir?

wow... i would really like to laugh at their untimely and inconvenient predicament.

okay, i made up my mind. im gonna laugh at their predicament. ahahahaha.

hahahaha ;D

not appetizing to hear :D

okay, okay.. i owe you these stuff. i know youre all hungry and got hungrier reading my other post. hahaha. so the following stuff might not sound like food but trust me, they are really food.

things that DONT sound like food BUT ARE...

• ladyfingers
• toad in the hole
• napoleons
• grinders
• heroes
• capers
• muselix
• dagwoods
• lox
• hash
• pigs in a blanket
• po' boys
• scrapple
• sloppy joes
• cool whip
• baked alaska
• flapjacks
• hush puppies
• jerky
• grits
• elephant ears
• sand dabs
• roll mops
• vegemite
• hot dog
• tofu
• zwieback
• hummus
• pu pu platter
• brown betty

sayyy WHHAAT? pu pu platter? toad in a hole?? uhm.. i think im not hungry anymore, how bout you? O.o

sounds delicious :D

well... im hungry, ayt?? hahaha. the following things are not really food. they may sound like it BUT i would like to see you try eating those! ahahaha.

things that sound LIKE food BUT are NOT...

• road apples
• jesus fish
• vanilla ice
• petroleum jelly
• urinal cakes
• cow pie
• the spice girls
• condoleezza rice
• hamburg, germany
• wing nuts
• six pack abs
• toe jam
• microchips
• pork barrel spending
• dingleberries
• pepper spray
• jive turkey
• the mayo clinic
• drum sticks
• l'eggs
• salmonella
• lug nuts
• hemorrhoid donut
• humble pie
• packing peanuts
• couch potatoes
• corn pads
• soupy sales
• fruit cakes

if you still dont believe me, research it. or if youre too lazy, just shove it in your mouth. hahahha

GOOD NEWS :D

hahahha. good news for all xavier university ateneo de cagayan students! preschool, gradeschool, high school and college. rumor has it that all classes will start on june 16! yeah, my mom and my friends told me that. some say that it was in the newspaper. i dont know which one. a forwarded text message was sent to me, it said:

from fr. jett:"i just talked to manny angeles ched chair. classes postponed to june 15. pls disseminate." june 16 xu due to charter day.

hahahha. hmmm, at first i didnt believe it. but when i ask my friends, they told me that classes were moved to june 16. i still didnt believed them, not until it was my mom who told me that. YEEESH! 1 week extension summer! hahahaa.

so now its official. students of xavier university ateneno de cagayn, all levels, will report to class on june 16, 2009

LEFT FOR DEAD

for weeks and weeks, me and my friend kam agreed that left for dead was a senseless game. we were worthy of tactical games such as DotA, starcraft2, warhammer, etc. but then, there was no harm of trying to play other games.



at first, we were playing tekken. playing tekken with my tekken friends (kam, lab,sef, and me.) is very fun. you have someone to talk to while your playing, you can taunt the opponent with less fear, etc. hahahaha. but i was only accompanied by kam. so we played and played and kept on winning. even though it was the other one's token, we would share the rounds.

and then MCA came...

mca was this very good tekken player. he is nice to people who are nice to him, but sometimes he just wants a laugh. he can do things in tekken that i can only dreamed of. he is really good. although i have beaten him many times, he has beaten me many more times. hahaha.

now he came and challenged us. we lost. so we took off and went to iTech. we were supposed to play tekken, but then we decided to play left for dead.

we were right. senseless shooting game. but it was fun. shooting undead zombies to a pulp and watch their innards splatter is GOOOOD! hahahahaha. very addicting game. but a short one.

hahahhahaha. i really had fun when i found a witch. my teammates were shouting "RUN!" hahaha. i was like, "what?" then out of nowhere the witch jumped on me and kept scratching me. ouch, hahaha. and then theres the tanker. hahahaha. my teammates always made me the bait. i would just stand my ground and wait for the tanker to get at me. hahaha. he would then throw me across the room. weeeeeeeeeee! hahahaha.

and i dont know why but the hunter always gets me. damn. hahahha. he has this long tongue-like that he uses to get people and drag them. and then the boomer keeps vomiting his bile on me, which makes the horde go crazy.

my favorite weapon of choice is the assault rifle. its fast and strong. although i never actually tried the sniper and the shotgun. ahahaha.

i love it when the boomer explodes and the screen goes green and woozy and we were like "dammit, he shit himself again". hahaha. so, after 40 minutes of intense shooting zombies to a bloddy pulp, we managed to board the helicopter.

WE WERE SAVED! hahahahahaha :D

infidelities of school life

why?


i mean.. why must the world be so cruel? arent we all born to be good, our ways influenced with our surroundings? i have lived a life full of atrocities and infidelities. i just put up with it because i know that its part of life. but i cant stay silent. not anymore.

i am not knew to saving my classmates skins. always, i do projects all by my own because i knew that they wont help me even if i danced naked in front of them. im okay with that, as long as i have a grade. i wont fail just because the others didnt help.. over my dead body

you see, im that kind of person. i just dont sit down and do nothing just because i dont like to do it for others. i do it because of me, helping others is just part of some perk. thats just school work, okay?

i hate it when other people take credit for my i really hate it. not helping but getting a grade is one thing. but taking full credit? nope, aint gonna happen.

it happens a lot, you see. a teacher gives us a project, im grouped with lazy people, its like this.. "okay, we have the project. i'l do it while you could just sit your ass and still take credit" kinda thing. i dont mind making the group project alone. i have been doing that since i could remember. but it really pisses me off when people take credit for MY hard work.

wtf?? oh no you didnt! you see, none of you wouldnt get anything if i hadnt wasted my time, money, sweat and all other things just to make the stupid project. now, i dont care if youre not thankful. fine by me. im doing it for myself anyway. you were just a perk.

i made ALL my investigatory projects even though we were grouped. all they did was read and report. there are many times when members pressure me and scolding me about OUR project in which I, alone, was making.

'if youre gonna ask me one more time when the project will be finished, i swear to christ im gonna shove it up your ass"

just some of the things i say to who uses... whats the word, oh yeah. cant-fail, get-good-grades-quick schemes. if i hadnt stepped up and made the stinkin project, all of us would fail. now i cant have that now, can i? not when im part of the stupid group.

and sometimes i do it because i know i can do better than my members and they know it.

now that i had that part covered up, let me start something new.

i really hate it when people ask me to do something for them, and yet they wont do anything i ask of them. in what sense is that fair?

people cant just push me around and get away with it, oh no.. thats why when someone offends me, the next time he'll see his bag, its gonna be full of mango shake. lol, i really did that. nobody knew it was me. it caused a lot of trouble though. the prefects were investigating everywhere and man it was worth it. hahaha.

so please, always remember that im a guy who thinks that revenge is better done in secrecy. rather than blabbing about it. hahahaha.

uh-oh... someone's mad. hahahaha

as most of you know, you have been robbed of your dignity and hard work. what i mean to say is, you have been stolen of your precious load. hahaha.

stolen load? yes. hahahaha.

i think one network does this. g**** is the most famous and preffered network among filipinos. it earns 2 billion pesos a day. thats only for texts earnings and after taxes and all. thats a pretty big number, dont you think? isnt that enough to get filthy rich? enough that they dont have to steal from our fellow filipinos, who had worked very hard just to load their cellular phones?

i regret to think that all those people who worked so hard... had their load stolen. to them, it mysteriously disappeared. almost everyone experienced this. i, myself, had been pissed off at how much load i lost.

but the network had stolen from one particular person who they wished they hadnt stolen load from him.

that person is senate president mr juan ponce enrile. OOPS! what a very wrong person infuriate! hahaha.

he was furious at the rate of losing his load. so he summoned the officials of the network responsible. uh-oh... theyre in big trouble now. hahaha

so, i feel that its only a matter of time until the network, who is responsible of mass-theft, would stop its load-stealing ways.

personally, im glad that someone stood up against the atrocities cited by the victimized filipinos. that someone happens to be the one whom i mentioned earlier. Senate President Mr. Juan Ponce Enrile. hahaha. soon-to-be, the texting saviour of the philippines. :D

sleepover time! hahaha

so here it comes. the day i have anticipated. the sleepover! hahhahaa

so, the story continues when we arrived at izra's house. oh yeah, i forgot. i have to act gay so that the maid wont contradict me. what a to-do! i dont know how to act like a gay. hahahaha. so when we arrived, we dumped our bags and watched tv. hahhaa. we ordered yellow cab pizza and waited for coach, for they would drop by.

but then we were awfully hungry, so we ate. and ate... and ate. YUM! hahahhaa. so a while later, coach arrived with the drinks. so we drank and got a little tipsy. we started playing a game where the person who walks in a straight line for about two meters wins. hahaha. i think nobody won though.

so we continued to eat and watch tv. and my tummy started to ache.. oh noooo. it was aching so bad. we went to the room and started talking but then my aching tummy got the best of me. i went outside with pauline to drink some water. then i sat down, trying to overcome my tummy-ache. and izra and kath went to the kitchen to see if everything was okay. and then they went back.
not a moment to soo..

boom! i farted. hahahaha. not so loud though, but clearly audible. oh dear, pauline was laughing sooooo hard. good thing there was no odor. hahhaah. my tummy was getting okay, but not really okay. so pauline and i went inside the room and talked..

we talked, we laughed, we talked and we laughed some more. hahaha. it was like 3.30 in the morning and we decided to sleep.

zzz... zzz... zzz...

robert.... robert?

izra was waking me up.. i barely opened my eyes and saw pauline and izra standing there. i went back to my sleep and everytime they called my name, i would just grunt. hahaha. not until they told me that it was already 11am. i instantly jumped off the bed. to my surprise, they were smiling. it was just a joke, but it worked. they woke me up. congratulations.

it was only 9am. pauline went back to sleep and i did too. next thing i knew, izra was already changing her clothes; she clearly just finished taking a bath. so i slept some more.. i woke up again when pauline woke up. so we talked a little and it was her turn to take a bath. kathleen was still sleeping but when pauline was finished, kathleen was awake so i let her take a bath first.

so i took a bath and changed my clothes. i forgot to bring my other pants, so i used the one which i used yesterday. it was 1pm and we decided to eat at sunburst because of the eat all you can buffet there.

after 2 helpings, we took pictures. i mean, A LOT of pictures. hahahha. my friends are soooo vain. hahaha. so we got out and went for a stroll at limket kai. but..

wait a minute... where the hell is my wallet??

i rushed back to the restaurant and searched for my wallet. damn, it just fell on the floor. how embarassing. hahaha. so we continued to laag2x at limketkai..

finally, we went home. and time for me to go back to my home. hahhaha. i packed my things and made sure that i have all my underwear with me. hahahaha. we had a little chat with Go and co. and started off.

oh wait..

it was raining.. hard. damn. oh well.. how nice of izra for lending me her umbrella. hey, its violet! i like violet. hahaha. so i went to find a taxi. 10 wet minutes later, i was soaking to the bone. ohhh.. finally! i found a taxi. bwahahahha. i was so wet! my geeehd. hahaha. so i went home...

wondering when the next sleepover would be... i hope it would be soon. :D

this was the best ever. :'D

bigby's

hahaha. so after sm, i spent a whole 15 minutes deciding whether i'l take the taxi or jeep. if taxi, costly but faster. on jeep, cheep but slower. so i decided to take the jeep.


i took two trips. first was from sm to gaerlan, and from gaerlan to ketkai. the trip was okay though. although i arrived 20 mins past noon, i was all alone. my friends were not there yet. HA! and to think i considered taking a taxi.

so i waited for about 15 minutes and then they arrived. i noticed pauline carrying a cartolina but took no further interest in it.

so we entered the fray and i noticed izra whispering something to a guy. at first, i thought he was another relative; until he led us to the second room. well, i didnt see anything wrong about that. bigby's was getting really crowded. so we went there and picked a table.

izra asked me to accompany her to ketkai coz she wants her macbook looked up. so we ordered and went to ket kai. we talked about stuff and laughed.. then after getting her macbook looked up, she told me to walk as fast as i can. yes, not run. but walk.. as fast as i can. lol.

so we went inside bigby's and when i entered the second room...

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..."

OMG. the cooks and waiters were singing me a birthday song! oh noo. hahaha. last time i checked, my birthday was april 24, not may 20. hahaha. i turned my shocked face to izra but then she gave me a dont-say-a-thing-or-else look. hahaha. so i continued to let them sing for me. wow. hahaha.

so we ate and had some laughs and tooks pictures and stuff. weeeeeeeee! they would treat me.. so, the bill was theirs. hahahaha. thanks guys! so, we went to places and then to izra's house for the much anticipated sleepover! bwahahahaha.

Dining with the stars

the day before yesterday, we went to marco hotel to celebrate a certain birthday party. we, including a number of family friends, would stay there overnight. it was okay though, not really that boring.

i had no one to interact with, for all the other kids were younger than i am. and so, they went swimming. i am a swimmer, and almost everyday i get to swim. i have grown tired of water. so naturally, i didnt swim. for i already had enough swimming to last a lifetime.

so while the children were swimming and the adults were drinking, talking and laughing their hearts out, i didnt involve myself in such dire activities. i sought peace in a secluded corner and played computer til i couldnt play anymore.

after playing, i watched the television. it was now late so the children were playing rather than swimming. but the adults didnt cease their rhapsody of fun, so i continued watching the television with occasional disturbances.

after being bored by the shows in the tv, i grabbed a couple of dvds and watched in a computer. it was nearly 3 in the morning so i decided to sleep, though the others didnt share my liking for a warm, cozy bed. instead they continued their pursuits of whatever that made them happy.

i woke up considerably early, 8am sharp. the fun had somewhat subsided and everyone was exhausted, perhaps because of lack of sleep and rest. everyone, that is, except for me. so we went down to the restaurant for our breakfast and we werent the only ones there, of course. there was one family halfway into their breakfast and a group of young men, probably mid-20's, in another table. we sat in the table next to them. at the end of the food table, their was a chef wherein you could ask im to cook your eggs, lol. hahaha. and i was behind this guy who was with the young men, he noticed me and let me cut in line in front of him. naturally, i agreed.

after eating my exquisitely delicious breakfast, i glanced in the next table to get a good look of the young men. they obviously just woke up; their eyes baggy, hair messy and ruffled, they look like they were sleep walking. but there was something strange about them. they look familiar but i just couldnt tell who they were. so they left and asked the waiter.

nothing could have prepared me to what i was going to hear...

Hale and kamikazee. its a wonder why you didnt asked for their autograph, you dont know them! hahaha

do mine ears deceive me? i wasnt quite sure what i have just heard. the men who were sitting near us were from famous rock bands. sweet mother of god. we took pictures on our table and stuff but all of us didnt notice two of the most famoust rock bands in the philippines dined near us. lol, it was quite an achievement. then the commotion started. the entire dining hall was talking. talking of what just happened, of who just ate there, of who they utterly and boldly ignored. i wasnt a fan of them though, i just felt stupid that i lost an opportunity like this one. it was within my reach, and still i lost it.

i wouldnt ask for their autographs, lol. if they would ask me to name just one song of theirs, i wouldnt be able to give an asnwer :D

my dramatic awakening

it was night, and i was getting drowsy; yet i wasnt ready to sleep. or should i say, i dont want to go to sleep.

i was watchin television. i was only watching one channel for i had no other choice, my god-forsaken television only acquires one channel and that is GMA. i really had no other choice. if i did have a choice, i wouldnt care less watching GMA over and over again every night for the rest of my god-forsaken television's life.

i decided to turn the lights off and lie down while watchin the tv. it was very boring for i had no one to text to, only waiting for the moment when i would soccumb to drowsiness.

it was a little past midnight and i was having trouble keeping my eyes open..

i was keeping an effort of opening my eyes. i forced myself to accept the ridiculously impossible; that GMA was a very worthwhile show. i screwed up my eyes just to watch a joke on GMA's bubble gang. next thing i knew, the sandman had gone by and i thought no more.. wandering through the train of thought until i had enough sense to get up the next day.

after that, i heard something very peculiar. i heard a familiar song and i knew that it only had started. so i woke up but remained firmly on my backside.

i recognized that song, but it took my snoozing brain a moment or too before i knew the title of that song.

"...perlas ng silanganan.."

wait.. WHAAAT? am i having some hearing disorder? coz i swore i heard---

"...sa dibdib moy buhayy..."

are you kidding me? how corny is this? waking up in the crack of dawn hearing my nation's national anthem. this is some scene, i never expected waking up so early in the morning hearing our national anthem.

but there did it come from?

i recoiled and noticed that my god-forsaken television was on. oh, i forgot to turn it off last night. GMA was starting and i glanced up at my clock, it was still 4 in the morning. so i went back to sleep, thinking that i should write a post about this. lol, hahaha.

and so starts another boring summer day with nothing to do but the usual; net, text, eat, net, text and eat.

another day has gone by, another day closer to the sleepover! :D:D:D

stuff you DONT want to know about Obama

so these are the stuff you DONT want to know about obama. :D
(click the pictures to have a bigger picture)

so after looking at these images, i think it's better that we leave the Americans to their own suffering. :D

wednesday the 13th

ohh noes! it's... it's.. no, i dare not say it.. but i must. it's...

WEDNESDAY THE 13TH!!!

tan tan tan.. hahaha. lol, you thought it was friday the 13th? hahaha. so, i decided that im gonna make a post about this day because this day was super special to me. :D

it all started when i woke up.. (again)

i woke up early that day. i texted my friends, kath and pauline, but they didnt reply. i think they're still sleeping. so i abandoned all pretense of fixing my bed and went down stairs a little hurriedly; as though afraid of being attacked by pillows and blankets. i went to find, to my surprise, my parents ans sis werent there. it was already 8:00 am. so i ate my breakfast in total solitude while watching the tv.

after that, i went upstairs to find out something very shocking...

i forgot to ask my mom for money. i only have a few pesos left in me, so i musnt spend a lot in my day out. i texted my friends again and only pauline replied. she told me that she cant go with me to school without her parents knowing. so we decided we could meet in lim ket kai mall. heart of the city, limket kai center.. lalalala :D

so after taking a bath, changing my clothes, brushing my teeth and inspecting myself in the mirror, i took off to school to get my report card.

report card?? but you should have gotten your report card a--

yeah, i know. a MONTH ago. the schedule for getting our report cards was on april 15 but i was too damn lazy and tired to get it, i had more important matters to attend to. :D and well, i was better off getting my report card late rather than on time because i absolutely had no competition whatsoever. so when i went to get my card, all was smooth sailin for me.

except for the results though. :D

ehem,. after that i stumbled upon some classmates of mine who automatically attacked me for not inviting them to my birthday. lol, i was utterly bemused that, although i am unimportant to them, they were still able to remember my birthday. hahaha.

so after that, i rode a jeepney to gaerlan and rode another jeepney, finally, to limket kai. naturally, i proceeded upstairs to WOF (worlds of fun) to play tekken. i bought 2 tokens but used only 1. I won about 4 games then pauline called me that she was waiting at netopia. so i stopped playing immediately and abandoned my seat of grandeur at the tekken machine. it was a first time for me. i stopped playing on my own accord, not because i was defeated. so in other words, i was undefeated. lol. hahahaha.

so i went away and when i looked back, i saw by bemused opponent looking at me. hahaha. i was too good for him anyway. i won the first two rounds. so i went inside netopia to search for pauline, only to find out that she was standing OUTSIDE netopia. hahahaha. it was a wild goose chase! :D

and at that moment, kathleen arrived. weeee, the threesome became three. lol. we decided to take our lunch at mang inasal. but when we got there, we found out that the lights were off. cool, they were saving electicity. hahaha.

so we decided to eat at sunburst, a restaurant at rosario arcade infamous for it's PECULIAR chicken. (i'll write a review about that)

after that, we watched a movie entitled SUPER TYPHOON. lol, the movie was okay though, if it werent for the fact that it was in CHINESE. and the subtitles were in wrong grammar. only pauline and kathleen understood the movie. gaaahd, i really have to take chinese lessons. but the movie wasnt a total waste though. HAHAHA. wont say anything more here! :D

so after the god-forsaken movie, they told me that i was going to play tekken and they'll cheer for me. so when i went there, i saw this guy who was winning like crazy. lol, i met him and we were evenly matched. always a close fight. but knowing that pauline and kathleen were looking, the chances dropped to 60-40 in favor of my opponent.. i really get nervous when non-tekkeners watch me play. but then i wasnt able to play because there were many people in line and pauline was being fetched by german. no, hes not german. he ies german. pronounced as herman. hahaha. and so we went home and quite amazingly...

i left my report card and ID in pauline's bag. hahaha. il get it some other time nahh. :D

GUYS! PLEASE READ! :D

imma change my layout often and tell me what you think.. ayyt? :D its really important for me to have your suggestions :D thanks and Godbless! :D

venture into my room :D

this will be my first post with pix! hahaha.

WARNING: the following images contains something so sinister that i dont know what your reaction will be. lol
NOTE: the following pix are taken inside my room, my camera is my phone, and photos may not be "grabbed" without the exclusive permission of the author. :D

now, WELCOME TO MY ROOM! :D
what you see here is my bedroom floor. as you can see, there's a variety of items that should not be there in the first place. my dirty clothes, books, papers, wrappers, magazines, food crumbs, mat (i "lost" my chair so i sit here).















in this picture, you can see my table. and my shelves. my collection, knives, cars, ferrari, a small clock, more knives, diploma, telescope, wires, papers, necessities, straps, radio/digi clock, an award for essay writing and i think thats it.














another part of the floor. you can see that there are mats and pillows and stuff. i usually standby here coz my bed is
upstairs.. lol, you'll see. hahaha. there's a piglet. thats not mine, tis my sister's. there's some papers and books, rubber tube, bag, shin guards(lol, why is that there?) and mat. hehehe.













in this, another shelf. you can see(i dont know, can you?) a backscratcher lol, badminton bag, wires, another award, papers, swimming ID, envelope, cd's, ohh, and a soccer ball.
















so, here's my bead. it's called a loft bed. a 2-storey thing. underneath that is my desk, and above is my bed. here you'll see a dreamcatcher, towel, pillows. lots and lots of pillows, my god-forsaken tv. (only has gma.) medals, (one of the medals i have was for CLEANLINESS.) my milo marathon number, drawer, books, etc.

this is my desk under my bed. there's a pictureless frame, BIBLE, box, books, calendar, Egyptian poster, Egyptian lamp, and a papyrus painting, and some other stuff. hopefully by Christmas, you'll see a new addition of things there. my very own computer, hahaha

this is my favorite things corner. my egyptian poster, egyptian lamp, egyptian papyrus painting, some things, books. and pauline's picture. i just placed is there for effect, although her picture resides in my wallet. hahaha

this is the "collection's corner. my knife collection, cars, ferrari, some other collectibles. and i think thats it though.

now you have parts of my room. now that you saw my small room, i think an explanation is in order. hahaha. since it's summer, i have that laziness flu that makes me lazy. lol. it is a little messy. but rest assured, by maybe next week, i will clean my room and MAYBE il make a post about that. hahaha. this is the longest post that i have been working on. i just hope it was worth it though. i had to cope with pictures with mismatched descriptions, duplicated pictures and descriptions, finding the right pictures, thinking of stuff to write, etc. hehehe. so, till here. il make MORE posts soon. dont worry, i will have enough posts to last a LIFETIME. :)

whyyyy im no good in computer :D

again, i would very much like to confirm this fact.. YES, i am really NO good when it comes to computer or techy stuff. im not proud of it though, nor am i ashamed to admit it. there are a LOT, and i mean a LOt, of people who are not that tech-savvy. although this is a very hindering fact, i could NEVER imagine myself being computer illiterate.

the mere thought of it insults me...

you might say that your better than me in computer.. the hell i care.. id rather you'd kiss my ass for ALL care. (lol, peace. hehe :D)

hmm.. why am i not good in computer? well.. i, for one, have very good reasons. and i am sure that my reasons are very understandable. given the situation, of course.

• my last computer teacher DOES NOT, i repeat, DOES NOT, i shall make myself clear, DOES NOT know a thing about teaching.
• okay, okay.. he does know a little bit of the subject matter. but constantly tells us that it's hard, it's boring, blah blah blah. GAAHD..
• he's constantly threatening us with.. uhm.. threats. goodness gracious. like, docking points off us, sending us out, reporting us.
• yeah, he does that A LOT. which makes him the.. (oh, brace yourself :D)
• the MOST INFAMOUS and CONTROVERSIAL teacher everrr. a lotta people agree with me on this. :D
• he is so BOOOOOORING that he makes satan shit himself. lol, that should give you an idea of how we, his students, had the utmost misfortune to spend an hour every meeting in his hell hole.
• lol, that fact enabled him to have a "fans club".. i think this is the link, http://www.friendster.com/group/tabmain.php?gid=2428853
• he is constantly gloating about how he is "loved" by students and how "famous" he is.. i mean, for the love of God! get a life.
• BUT that doesnt mean we hate him.. he almost always makes us laugh. well, usually at him. he teases students and we start laughing and then a moment later he demans total silence. talk about kill joy. :D
• so... another factor is that the computer lab is.. BRRRR.. cold. coupled with the fact that your facing a very boring teacher, drowsiness is guaranteed and induced in less than 5 mins.
• after a very hard, grueling and poorly-dicsussed lesson, he expects us to do what he says on hands-on PERFECTLY. so, we are not surprised that we all fail..
• i am quite surprised why i passed third year. but then, im surprised that we ALL passed. well, he couldnt fail an entire year level. so, i guess he only failed those people who have negative scores. (i once had a negative score on a test.. damn)

negative scores. yes, it is possible. but, how come? well, let me explain.

• he gives us tests when we least expect it.
• he doesnt dicuss that thoroughly, therefore resulting in failures.
• he docks points off us.. always. always. always.

stuff that he takes liberty on docking off points:

• disaligned keyboard
• mouse is not where it should be
• mouse placement is disaligned
• we whisper
• we talk
• we stand
• we're noisy
• our chairs are not aligned
• we're not following instructions
• improper opening websites/applications
• turning the computer on
• turning the computer off

i could go on forever but my poor memory defeats me. well, these are all that i can remember. so now, i hope you understand...

whyyyy im no good in computer :D

Cat dictionary ;D

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.