my new OS :D

i had been using windows almost all my entire life. its not that i dont like windows, but i wanted something new. something unique. something out of the ordinary.

i needed change.

it all started one boring night, we were tal

king with my friend (kevin paul p. mabul), stalking facebook accounts, talking about tekken, etc. he invited me to switch to Linux. at first, i wasnt interested and i didnt like changing my OS because of the work, hassle, additional downloads, and lots and lots and LOTS of configuring to do. it took him a long time to convince me, but in the end i agreed. after all, i wa

nted something new.

he showed me the list of linux OS's and we talked about each and every one of them. i asked a lot of questions, but he didn't mind. i asked him what he recommended and he gave me 2.

for low RAM usage, he recommended linux MINT 9 LXDE. for more user-friendly features, linux MINT 9 KDE

i didnt really mind then the "user-friendly factor of LINUX MINT 9 KDE so naturally i choosed LINUX MINT 9 LXDE for its low RAM usage as i had only 1GB of ram :|

this is my LINUX MINT 9 LXDE :D i like it for it's cool, clean and suave look. :3 and most of all, it only consumes approximately 200-400mb of RAM. :D 4 desktops, the ability to minimize windows, showing only the title bar (which is COOL) and some other shit :D although, i gotta admit it is a little bit complicated to use. its not that im not used to linux (but really, im not used to linux) but some stuff are really confusing .

tada! :D this is my LINUX MINT 9 GNOME :3 it became my instant favorite because of its light color, user friendly shit, and all that jazz :3 it still has 4 desktops and consumes more RAM than LXDE :3

as you can see from the picture, i have conky enabled. conky is the statistic shit at the left side of my desktop :3

the other faces of my LINUX MINT 9 GNOME :3

debian wallpaperdomo-kun wallpaper

BONUS :D

this is my google, my master piece <3

so thanks to my friend, i have these awesome stuff. without him, i wouldnt linux now. no regrets :)

Microsoft can give you windows, but Linux can give you the whole house.

the new face of DiSCOMBOBULATED :D

well, this is the new face of DiSCOMBOBULATED. hope you like it ;) im not done yet though, i still have lots to do, like updating the gadgets, design, templates, pictures, etc :) and maybe the URL too! :D maybe i'll change it to www.ikillyou.blogspot.com, depending on the availability :)

so i hope you like it :D

any comments? violent reactions? suggestions? criticisms? feel free to comment :)

it's not how your blog looks, but it's what's inside it that counts.

does my blog need a makeover?

i was thinking of maybe changing my layout. im talking about MAJOR, MAJOR changes. and maybe my URL. i think my background looks so dark and gloomy. -___- so emo, ew.

so anyway, i was thinking of something more like, a sky-blue color. with clouds. i dont really know, im not really sure.. im picturing something blue with clouds. something that has to do with euphoria, getting high, drunk, confused or something similar. :D so if you have any suggestions, it would be appreciated :D

as for the URL..

first, i think, was www.luckytheleprechaun.blogspot.com. please, spare me the questions XD i have not the vaguest clue as to why i chose that URL. and my old blog name was lucky leprechaun. lol. and then i chose www.discombobulates.blogspot.com because of my new blog name, discombobulated. www.discombobulated.blogspot.com was already taken so i had to make use of what i have. and now im planning to change it. #1 on my mind is www.ikillyou.blogspot.com or something similar :D

again if you have any suggestions, it will be very much appreciated :D

bb.

adventure quest stuff :))

i have the werepyre armor (half werewolf-half vampire) im up against a alpha werewolf. (reduces all your attacks by 50%) lol.

not only does it look cool (a werepyre fighting a werewolf) but it's also very effective. (65% earth defense and 45 melee defense) with a 2-hit attack.

guest: daimyo 3 hits of 2-4 damage earth and 3 hits of 2-4 light damage and heals you 5hp

pet: nerfkitten: 1st attacks, buffs itself. 2nd attack, nerfs enemy. e.g. reduces defenses by 3, decreases stats by 3 and reduces resistance depending on the resistance. e.g. 100% +3, 150% + 5% etc.

NEEEEEERD STUFF :D lol, ikr? :))

in this picture, im wearing a golden dragonslayer with a 2 hit attack, it is ULTRA effective against dragons (DUH) especially dracolich(undead) and dracopyres(dragon with vampire blood)

my enemy is trigoras, the three headed dragon. he deals 1 hit 100 average earth damage or 120-150 ice and fire 2 hit attack plus a 70+ mana drain. im not going to explain anymore the details of my weapons and stats.

and oh btw, i won this battle. srsly :))

back to blogging :D

HELLO. :D

yes, it is me again. i miss my blog :( i miss getting 200+ visitors each day, and i know that wouldn't happen anytime soon. i miss writing what's on my mind. i miss everything. i miss writing daily :| gawd how i miss everything soooo much.

i was thinking of writing about the things that happened to me while i was away from blogging. but uhm, i dont know :| so much has happened in that fabric of time. even if i could remember every bit of bittersweet happiness that happened, i wouldn't bother anyway.

why? simple.

memories, they are better left forgotten/untouched/ignored.

not all memories though. Only those sad memories you wished that never happened. you know, those times when you wish you were dead... when you wanted a time machine so badly.. when you just want everything to stop.. those times when you feel like it's the end of the world..

so now it's a fresh start :) past is past, look forward to the future.

normally i'd write long posts but..

*checks time* 2.:16 am. GREAT.

and yes, i have an abnormal sleeping pattern. i'll explain later :)) right now i really need to get some sleep.

Goodnight :)

stuff you might wanna know about tekken :D

ahhh yess. i always wanted to make a lot more posts about this game. hahahaha. this guide is really about how I decipher and fathom it. it is from my own understanding and i have NO guarantee that this will make you the best player in the world. :D



tekken..



tekken is a game created by namco. the concept of this game is really simple, actually. it's basically the same with other fighting games; beat the hell outta each other. but what makes this game unique is it's fighting concept called an aerial combo or more commonly known as a juggle.




what is juggling?



juggling is the term used by tekken players illustrating their combos. it is the act of launching your opponent, or your opponents character, in the air and pummeling him with all sorts of punches, kicks and whatever thing that inflicts damage. here's the catch: you must do this WHILE he is still floating in the air and you must NOT let him fall to the ground before your combo is done. seems easy enough, right? WRONG. hahaha




style or damage?




the debate is on and tensions rise on each side. which one is dominant? the style of the combo or the damage of the combo? i prefer to choose both. but before that...



style.



having jaw-droppin combos dont necessarily mean that its kickass. but the audience rapport is truly irresistible. we tend to forget the damage and start focusing on the style of the combo. how the combo looks like.



damage



this is for aggressive people who are more brawn than everything else. lol. they do whatever it takes to inflict the most damage to the opponent.



my own verdict.

well, it usually depends on the damage difference.. if the damage difference isnt that big or not quite noticeable, i really would go for style. but if the damage is WAAAAAY BIG. then say hello to the world of hurt. :D

well, there are a lot of people who play tekken. and a lot of people who dont know how to play this game. some say that you punch and you kick, that's it. so how do we sort out the noobs from the pros?



button-smashers


they dont know how to play AT ALL. from the word itself, the players mash away at the button until one of them dies or until they mash their fingers to bits. the Character of choice is christie or eddy. but now its lili. be warned though, button smashers are extremely unpredictable and i have seen pros get beaten by them.. how embarrassing :D


semi button-smashers


they are just the same crowd but a little wiser. they now know how to block and would only sometimes attack when near. they know a little but still uncertain. for example, marduk's 1+2, they know that they must press the two punches at the same time but they are going to do that for 3 times, like mash 'em like hell. lol. still unpredictable. choice of characters, any. now that these persons know a little bit of tekken, they tend to choose a more variety of characters.


grab-abusers


ahhhh, yes. my worst type of gamer. they are the ones with prodigious knowledge and skill about grabbing. grab is a cheap move and grabbers are soooo cheap and so gay. although i had my fair share of grabbing experiences. lets just say, they are afraid to get up again.. :D again, semi unpredictable. learn to counter grabs. characters of choice, king, armor king, marduk, characters with a long reach. how to defeat: be aggressive, answer grabs with grabs.


novices


these are guys who have made up their mind and take up tekken seriously. this is the most crucial part of the tekken stage because they begin to develop their love of the game. usually the time when players pick at last their character of choice. this is a trial and error period. only few can actually surpass this stage. they try to learn as many stuff about their characters as hard as they can. usually, they know atleast one combo and they have tried hard to master it. usually very predictable, they are sadly misinformed into thinking tekken is nothing but juggles. how to counter: try reading their pattern and use your own plan from there.



intermediate


these guys know a lot about tekken. they know at least half of the characters but are sometimes predictable. they can easily pick up patterns and use it to their deadly disposal. they have cool juggles but need a little bit more practice. they don't try new stiff with their characters. they try new ways to execute old moves. it takes time, practice and patience to get to this level. how to counter: be equally good or better! :D



expert


these guys are the best of the best, the legends. they are like, you know, chairman of the board. they know everything there is to tekken. EVERYTHING! they can do stuff in tekken we could only dream of! they can make every character so deadly that you would be awed just to be with the same breathing air with them. lol. they are unlikely to be predictable. they think 2 moves ahead of their opponent but juggles less often. truly a player to be praised. OH MY LABOR! :D

now, the following are a few reminders on tekken. they are a NEED-TO-KNOW, HIGHLY-CLASSIFIED... uhm,. "stuff."

• there is such a thing in tekken as sidestep. you can do this by simply TAPPING the up or down joystick. be careful though.. if you are heavy with your hands, the character will JUMP instead of SIDESTEPPING. now, sidestepping is important because you can do moves off it and you can actually evade your opponent. for example, your opponent is starting a 10-hit string from a distance and he's coming off towards you. a couple of sidesteps and you will be in his left, or right. there is a faster way of sidestepping though. this must be done really fast. it's called sidestep fake backdash something. no, i did not make that up. but yes, i forgot the name. :D it is done by sidestep then back dash. so its like this, you tap up, so that your character will sidestep. then quickly double TAP. TAP. TAP, not double then hold. i haven't quite got it yet. :D
  
• there is such a thing as backdash. backdash is the art of moving back quickly. it is done by TAPPING the back joystick 2 times. this is done so that when your opponent tries to hit you, he misses and you have a very clear shot for a juggle. be warn though,. this is not always the case. there are times that even after a backdash, the opponent can still reach you. but its completely safe.
  
• forward dash. forward dash is the ancient art of lunging forward. if u need a couple of steps in order to land your attack, then the forward dash is a very useful tool. it can be done by double TAPPING the forward joystick. what is the difference of DOUBLE TAP and DOUBLE TAP THEN HOLD? well, it probably the same thing. but you can get moves from double forward. but you can only get the ordinary move in forward dash. okay? secondly, forward dash is safer because you can hold back after the dash.
  
• there is such a thing called 'while-rising'. it is executed while your character is rising from a crouch OR he just landed from a jump. for example, jin's rising uppercut. first, hold the joystick down so that jin will crouch. then release the joystick so that it will return to neutral and simultaneously press RP or 2. this will execute jin's rising uppercut. another way to execute this is by holding the joystick upward and when the character will land, the joystick must be in neutral and then simultaneously press RP or 2.
  
• chicken buffer and fakes. this is very tricky. chicken buffer means finishing and/or prolonging the animation. for example, kazuya's wind god fist, which is done by f,n,df. simultaneously press 2 when reaching the df part. it will be fast. but in buffering, the player waits a little longer before pressing 2. therefore, finishing the animation. chicken buffer is used for boggling the opponents mind. fakes are used only by a few character and only a handful of people can execute this is quick succesion. baek, lei, hwoarang and christie/eddy is are famous for this. they have moves that can be continued and executed into another move. i cant explain how it looks like but you already know. this is used to keep your opponent guessing. a word of caution though, if you are VERY PREDICTABLE, then this will be your downfall. players can easily pick up your pattern and punish you. a very good baek player will keep you occupied with kicks and will keep you guessing where to block.
  
• there are moves that require multiple joystick motions. like kazuya's wind god fist, etc.
  

there are three types of fighting styles. the turtle, the pitbull and the balanced type.

turtle- well, this player plays a very defensive game. duh, thats why they are called turtles. they seldom attack and normally counter and block most of your moves. beware though, too much turtling can result in grabbing or guessing.

pros: defense is the best offense.

cons: can keep you guessing where to block, strike, or counter.

pitbull- again, analyze the name. it is the complete opposite of the turtle. the pitbull goes for offense. they rush up to the opponent and does not let the opponent have time to pick their nose or scratch their ass. but be warned, too much pitbulling is close to suicidal.

pros: can make your opponents life hell. the opponent will have a hard time landing an attack.

cons: your offense can be turned against you.

balanced type- from the word itself, this type of player can balance his offensive skills and also his defense skills.

pros: none

cons: none

now, here are some of the characters that i normally use or characters that i am really good at.

lili: uf+3, b+2-1, 1-2, 2-1+2
christie: d+3+4, 3~4,2,1~4,2, f+3.
law: while rising+2, 4-f+3, FF+2-1-3
king: u+4, df+2-1, db+2+4, 2-1-3-4,
hwoarang: b+3, 2~4-2, f+3, uf+3-4-3
baek: b+3, f+1-2~3, f+1-2~3, f+1-2~3, f+1+2-4
marduk: DF+3-1, 1, df+3-1, FF+1+2
bryan: fB+2, f+1+2, 1, 3-2-1-2
kazuya: f,n,f+2, 1, 1~2, f,n,f+3~1
lee: uf+4, 1-2~f, 1-2~f, 1-2~f, 3~4

so that is the end of my VERY LONG post. i hope you enjoyed it and i hope that someday, you will thank me for my hard work and effort in writing this post :D

acknowledgements:

i would like to thanks myself, for giving my time, effort, blood, sweat, tears and all the other shit i had made just to make this post.

i would like to thank my teachers. for without them, there would be no school

i would like to thank kam. for being the first person, aside from me, to read this post.

i would like to thank him again for reading this post, and giving it some of his time.

i would like to thank him for the last time, for accompanying me in our tekken pursuits there at sm.

and to you, if you have read this post.

and... oh yeah, josef. IF you have read this, thanks. if not, thanks anyway for accompanying us to play tekken

oh i forgot.... to labor. please read this, my god. :D

back in business! :D

i have not counted the weeks since i have last written something here in this amazing blog of mine, although i am pretty sure that it has been a very, very long time. there are a lot of things i would like to share to you about my absence in writing to this magnificent blog. and dont worry, i will elaborate greatly on these things. so, you'll need popcorn, reading glasses, a hard-ass and read away..

so, first i stopped blogging for a little while because you know.. school. i didnt have my own personal computer at my command. and i cant keep on borrowing my mom's computer everynight because she studies. so i couldnt go online for days at a time.

and then i got lazy.. i forgot how much fun i had when i had shit to write about. whenever i try to write some shit, i write a paragraph or two and stop write there.. hopefully i can abolish this lazy habit.

i virtually ran out of shit to write about. ohh noo! this cant be happening! i cant run out of shit, i just cant! sadly, i did ran out of shit. although i thought oer a lot of shit to write about, i didnt think the other shit would be good enough. so hopefully my brain can think of more shit to write about. :D

just when all hope seemed lost, YEHEY! mom bought a new kickass HP computer. it can only mean on thing. the old computer will be goin to me. hahahaha. but amidst all the excitement, i couldnt use the computer yet because its busted. so they had to repair it and viola! i now have my very own computer :D a slow and suckish computer but atleast i have one :D

so i was busy with stuff at school and swimming... but then i really need to study. even though for about 20 mins or 30 mins per subject.

new GOAL: study a subject when needed for about 20-30 minutes or soo.

so after accomplishing that goal and getting the hang of it... atleast try to do some assignments AT HOME.

so.... i had the flu, which i contracted from my classmates. it was like hell. no, not the swine flu. well, atleast i think not. a ton of students from xavier university high school had contracted a common disease and now they are absent. hopefully with God's almighty and divine grace, i can resume my studies and do the hardest part a student does when he or she is absent from classes; catching up. yes, that is the down side of being absent. the longer the absence, the harder to catch up.

so now, this blog is totally back in business :D

about me (seriously)

hahaha. well, im me.

i love to swim..

i like to eat foods especially italian! hahaha.

i love sports.

i am a sports-minded person.

i love CHOCOLATES, especially dark chocolate.

i love playing video games.

i love tekken.

i love hangin out with friends.

i love going to the mall.

i love travelling.

i love to sleep.

i love to surf the net.

i love to watch movies.

i love to text.

i love to sleep.

i love my life

i love competition

i love to read

i love to sing

i love soccer

i love the environment

i hate annoying people

i hate liars

i hate as-if people

i hate try-hards

i hate arrogant people

i hate bastards

i hate assholes

i hate show-offs

i hate smug people

i hate bitches

i hate big-headed people

i hate lagging internet

i hate slow computers

i hate FC people

i hate gossipers
i hate back-stabbers

i hate plastic people

i hate warm drinking water

i hate corny movies

i hate back-biters

i am a person who loves to LIVE, LAUGH and LOVE. charlang! hahaha. i dont usually imitate others, i simply make my own trend. but i also go with the flow :D i am a true blue-blooded atenean. i reaaaaaly love to laugh. hahahaha. sometimes, i just laugh for no reason. hahaha. i love to have fun. i dont think that im a boring person. sometimes, i get overly consious. hahaha. im currently studying at Xavier University Ateneo de Cagayan for my highschool and im looking forward to experience the same, jesuit and atenean education next year at the same school for college. im 15 years old and im now a senior. im an athlete, specifically a swimmer. im very fluent in english as it is my main language of choice. i truly suck at filipino, be it verbal or written type. i love to write stuff. but i hate taking down notes in class. how ironic! hahaha. i am damn lazy and i dnt do assignments at home. i only study only, during, and on exam days. other than that, the hell i care. hahaha. i love school, on the contrary. i get to see my friends, annoy them, laugh and share jokes with them, copy assignments, etc. im a fickle-minded person. hahaha. im also fun to be with. well, meet me in person. hahaha.

about me

well, first of all, i am a person. DUH. i like picking on other people just for the heck of it. i hate chocolates; taste like shit. i belong to one of the richest families in the country. i dont only have my own bank account, i also have my own bank. my father was president and so was my mom. i have 3 cars. my house is so big that i wont be surprised if you'll get lost just trying to find the next bedroom door. i am a very generous person. i give tons of cash to people i dont even know. if im a little late, then i use my private jet to go to school. but if i am very late, i bribe all the teachers into thinking otherwise. i am married with 5 wives, each from a different continent. i laugh at other peoples mistakes.. and. oh yeah, there is one thing you might want to remember about me...

I AM A COMPULSIVE LIAR. hahahahahaha :D

not appetizing to hear :D

okay, okay.. i owe you these stuff. i know youre all hungry and got hungrier reading my other post. hahaha. so the following stuff might not sound like food but trust me, they are really food.

things that DONT sound like food BUT ARE...

• ladyfingers
• toad in the hole
• napoleons
• grinders
• heroes
• capers
• muselix
• dagwoods
• lox
• hash
• pigs in a blanket
• po' boys
• scrapple
• sloppy joes
• cool whip
• baked alaska
• flapjacks
• hush puppies
• jerky
• grits
• elephant ears
• sand dabs
• roll mops
• vegemite
• hot dog
• tofu
• zwieback
• hummus
• pu pu platter
• brown betty

sayyy WHHAAT? pu pu platter? toad in a hole?? uhm.. i think im not hungry anymore, how bout you? O.o

year 1907

The average life expectancy was 47 years.
Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
The average wage in 1907 was 22 cents per hour.
The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year .
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME .
Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which Were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from Entering into their country for any reason.
Five leading causes of death were:

1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke
The American flag had 45 stars.
The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea Hadn't been invented yet.
There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." ( Shocking? DUH! )
Eighteen percent of households had at least One full-time servant or domestic help.
There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE ! U.S.A. !

microwaving water warning

Microwaving Water

A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the! water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the cup 'blew up' into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring.
He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye. While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such as a wooden stir stick, tea bag, etc.., (nothing metal).

General Electric's Response:

Thanks for contacting us, I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail that you received is correct. Microwaved water and other liquids do not always bubble when they reach the boiling point. They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all. The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or tea bag is put into it.
To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes per cup . After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds ! before moving it or adding anything into it.
Here is what our local science teacher had to say on the matter: 'Thanks for the microwave warning. I have seen this happen before. It is caused by a phenomenon known as super heating. It can occur anytime water is heated and will particularly occur if the vessel that the water is heated in is new, or when heating a small amount of water (less than half a cup ).
What happens is that the water heats faster than the vapor bubbles can form. If the cup is very new then it is unlikely to have small surface scratches inside it that provide a place for the bubbles to form. As the bubbles cannot form and release some of the heat has built up, the liquid does not boil, and the liquid continues to heat up well past its boiling point.
What then usually happens is that the liquid is bumped or jarred, which is just enough of a shock to cause the bubbles to rapidly form and expel the hot liquid. The rapid formation of bubbles is also why a carbonated beverage spews when opened after having been shaken.'

LEFT FOR DEAD

for weeks and weeks, me and my friend kam agreed that left for dead was a senseless game. we were worthy of tactical games such as DotA, starcraft2, warhammer, etc. but then, there was no harm of trying to play other games.



at first, we were playing tekken. playing tekken with my tekken friends (kam, lab,sef, and me.) is very fun. you have someone to talk to while your playing, you can taunt the opponent with less fear, etc. hahahaha. but i was only accompanied by kam. so we played and played and kept on winning. even though it was the other one's token, we would share the rounds.

and then MCA came...

mca was this very good tekken player. he is nice to people who are nice to him, but sometimes he just wants a laugh. he can do things in tekken that i can only dreamed of. he is really good. although i have beaten him many times, he has beaten me many more times. hahaha.

now he came and challenged us. we lost. so we took off and went to iTech. we were supposed to play tekken, but then we decided to play left for dead.

we were right. senseless shooting game. but it was fun. shooting undead zombies to a pulp and watch their innards splatter is GOOOOD! hahahahaha. very addicting game. but a short one.

hahahhahaha. i really had fun when i found a witch. my teammates were shouting "RUN!" hahaha. i was like, "what?" then out of nowhere the witch jumped on me and kept scratching me. ouch, hahaha. and then theres the tanker. hahahaha. my teammates always made me the bait. i would just stand my ground and wait for the tanker to get at me. hahaha. he would then throw me across the room. weeeeeeeeeee! hahahaha.

and i dont know why but the hunter always gets me. damn. hahahha. he has this long tongue-like that he uses to get people and drag them. and then the boomer keeps vomiting his bile on me, which makes the horde go crazy.

my favorite weapon of choice is the assault rifle. its fast and strong. although i never actually tried the sniper and the shotgun. ahahaha.

i love it when the boomer explodes and the screen goes green and woozy and we were like "dammit, he shit himself again". hahaha. so, after 40 minutes of intense shooting zombies to a bloddy pulp, we managed to board the helicopter.

WE WERE SAVED! hahahahahaha :D

infidelities of school life

why?


i mean.. why must the world be so cruel? arent we all born to be good, our ways influenced with our surroundings? i have lived a life full of atrocities and infidelities. i just put up with it because i know that its part of life. but i cant stay silent. not anymore.

i am not knew to saving my classmates skins. always, i do projects all by my own because i knew that they wont help me even if i danced naked in front of them. im okay with that, as long as i have a grade. i wont fail just because the others didnt help.. over my dead body

you see, im that kind of person. i just dont sit down and do nothing just because i dont like to do it for others. i do it because of me, helping others is just part of some perk. thats just school work, okay?

i hate it when other people take credit for my i really hate it. not helping but getting a grade is one thing. but taking full credit? nope, aint gonna happen.

it happens a lot, you see. a teacher gives us a project, im grouped with lazy people, its like this.. "okay, we have the project. i'l do it while you could just sit your ass and still take credit" kinda thing. i dont mind making the group project alone. i have been doing that since i could remember. but it really pisses me off when people take credit for MY hard work.

wtf?? oh no you didnt! you see, none of you wouldnt get anything if i hadnt wasted my time, money, sweat and all other things just to make the stupid project. now, i dont care if youre not thankful. fine by me. im doing it for myself anyway. you were just a perk.

i made ALL my investigatory projects even though we were grouped. all they did was read and report. there are many times when members pressure me and scolding me about OUR project in which I, alone, was making.

'if youre gonna ask me one more time when the project will be finished, i swear to christ im gonna shove it up your ass"

just some of the things i say to who uses... whats the word, oh yeah. cant-fail, get-good-grades-quick schemes. if i hadnt stepped up and made the stinkin project, all of us would fail. now i cant have that now, can i? not when im part of the stupid group.

and sometimes i do it because i know i can do better than my members and they know it.

now that i had that part covered up, let me start something new.

i really hate it when people ask me to do something for them, and yet they wont do anything i ask of them. in what sense is that fair?

people cant just push me around and get away with it, oh no.. thats why when someone offends me, the next time he'll see his bag, its gonna be full of mango shake. lol, i really did that. nobody knew it was me. it caused a lot of trouble though. the prefects were investigating everywhere and man it was worth it. hahaha.

so please, always remember that im a guy who thinks that revenge is better done in secrecy. rather than blabbing about it. hahahaha.

high school

when i enter the new school year, i, together with my batch mates, will be known as the seniors. the proud seniors. we have earned that degree of respect for we have shown bravery in the midst of terror. in the past years in high school, we have faced challenges hitherto. and after every year, some of our comrades leaves us. we are the lucky ones who survived, who strive to be better, who became seniors

when we were freshmen, we were young and naive.. we were all possessing this dream graduating. we were still learning the ropes and we have yet to learn about life. we didnt care about anything, for we were enjoying our thing as a person in high school. for us, it was a wonderful feeling. to others, it is merely the next to life. we have now reached the point in our lives where we will truly live it.

sophomores year. the time when things get a little serious. after enjoying a full year as a freshman, being in high school is as common as being a person. we are getting a taste of life and learning more stuff. we noticed that we were now fewer in numbers, a thing that was the dreadful inevitable. so we now gained a little experience and hopefully we could exercise some responsibility over ourselves.

junior life. ahh yes. this is the big time when we are really face life in its worst, the point when we feed our inner voyeur. in this bumpy year, we have faced a lot of down times and we have learned more in this crucial point in high school. we now have faced the reality that life isnt all that fair. we must work hard for something we really need, for the time of spoon feeding is in the past. still, we have decreased in numbers but thankful that some of us passed. if ever there was a time to get serious, this was it.

seniors. finally. we have reached this point of our lives when we will be rewarded with the fruits of our labor. the point where we are ready for the next part of our lives. we are simply mastering everything we learned. we are the ones with the most experiences, and as such, we tend to make wiser decisions. having considerably lost about half of our batch mates, we are therefore, the luckiest, for we will soon have our dream come true.

for the undergrads, many think that being a senior not something to get proud or excited, alas, how sadly dim is their mind. for being a senior is everything we really wanted to be. it is the closest thing to graduation.

i am now nearing my finish line, i have almost run my course. i have passed the biggest part of our education. for all these years, after all i have been through. i wish i had lived my high school to the fullest.

it is the one thing i regret in all of high school.

school!

in just a few days time, kids from private schools will return to school to finish another school year of education. this is now the time when we think of all the things we should have done during summer.. when ironically, we had spent many days of summer complaining that its boring, etc etc etc.

am i right? im sure most of you think i am. now, i couldnt help but feel that it was like only yesterday when we left the thresholds of our schools to enjoy our well-deserved summer, although we cant help but feel a little alone, knowing that we are about to say good bye to our friends. for we must inevitably say goodbye to all of them for the time being. but there are others whom we say goodbye for the last time.

it is the discomforting truth that every year, we decrease our ranks and say goodbye to those people who... didnt make it. in school, there are standards. and when a student fails to comply with the school's standards, he or she is forced to leave.

i regret to say that after another school year, there are students, many of whom are my friends, who must leave.

and yet, life goes on.

we meet new friends and have new groups. for those who have survived all these years, are the lucky ones. they are almost within their goal in which they dreamed when they were still freshmen;to be able to graduate in this school.

so, without further ado, it is my fervent hope that during this new school year, we will have fun and stuff. but for incoming graduates like me, i really do hope we graduate. hahaha :D

uh-oh... someone's mad. hahahaha

as most of you know, you have been robbed of your dignity and hard work. what i mean to say is, you have been stolen of your precious load. hahaha.

stolen load? yes. hahahaha.

i think one network does this. g**** is the most famous and preffered network among filipinos. it earns 2 billion pesos a day. thats only for texts earnings and after taxes and all. thats a pretty big number, dont you think? isnt that enough to get filthy rich? enough that they dont have to steal from our fellow filipinos, who had worked very hard just to load their cellular phones?

i regret to think that all those people who worked so hard... had their load stolen. to them, it mysteriously disappeared. almost everyone experienced this. i, myself, had been pissed off at how much load i lost.

but the network had stolen from one particular person who they wished they hadnt stolen load from him.

that person is senate president mr juan ponce enrile. OOPS! what a very wrong person infuriate! hahaha.

he was furious at the rate of losing his load. so he summoned the officials of the network responsible. uh-oh... theyre in big trouble now. hahaha

so, i feel that its only a matter of time until the network, who is responsible of mass-theft, would stop its load-stealing ways.

personally, im glad that someone stood up against the atrocities cited by the victimized filipinos. that someone happens to be the one whom i mentioned earlier. Senate President Mr. Juan Ponce Enrile. hahaha. soon-to-be, the texting saviour of the philippines. :D

my first surgery

yeah, not too long ago, i had undergone a life-changing surgery.

for a month now, you may have notice a gunk of soft tissue and blood on my left big toe; i had an ingrown toe nail. some of you may find this funny, ridiculous even. but those who had the utmost misfortune to experience this affliction know better than just scoff. having an ingrown is no laughing matter.

how did i succumb to this affliction of mine?

not so long ago, my nails were getting long so it was now due time to give them a trim. as some of you, or even most of you, may know that i, sad to say, dont know how to cut my nails. i always cut deep in the sides. so when the nails grow back, they grow inside the flesh.

for those of you who are a little bit squeamish, i laugh at your sad, little predicament. hahaha

let me laugh some more.. hahahaha. so, this was not just a little ingrown, it was a big one! my toe was swollen to twice it's normal size and blood and puss were coming out; i really had a bad case of infection. so i have to bathe it in betadine and agua oxigenada once in a while. i refrain from using shoes whenever i can.

it was very painful and a very disgusting sight. soft tissue was coming out. eeww. not to mention lots of blood and puss. yuck! so it was time to fix this; i'll see a doctor.

so after the check-up, he said that he needs to operate on my toe and remove about 1/3 of my nail. ouch. so he scheduled me to have an operation the next day at one pm. so i was a little bit nervous, for i had never been under the knife before.

so the day came and operated on me. first was an injection of anesthesia, to negate pain. and.. i dont know what happened next. they didnt let me see the operation. all i did was lie down and text. it was really disturbing to see that tons of blood were flooding and spurting across the floor and bed but not feeling even an infinitesimal amount of pain.

so in the next few days, i have to change my dressing atleast 2 times a day. the doctor said that i can resume my swimming pursuits next week. eeeee! i cant wait. hahaha

so thanks for reading my DETAILED post. im sure y'all still be able to eat. hahahaha

sleepover time! hahaha

so here it comes. the day i have anticipated. the sleepover! hahhahaa

so, the story continues when we arrived at izra's house. oh yeah, i forgot. i have to act gay so that the maid wont contradict me. what a to-do! i dont know how to act like a gay. hahahaha. so when we arrived, we dumped our bags and watched tv. hahhaa. we ordered yellow cab pizza and waited for coach, for they would drop by.

but then we were awfully hungry, so we ate. and ate... and ate. YUM! hahahhaa. so a while later, coach arrived with the drinks. so we drank and got a little tipsy. we started playing a game where the person who walks in a straight line for about two meters wins. hahaha. i think nobody won though.

so we continued to eat and watch tv. and my tummy started to ache.. oh noooo. it was aching so bad. we went to the room and started talking but then my aching tummy got the best of me. i went outside with pauline to drink some water. then i sat down, trying to overcome my tummy-ache. and izra and kath went to the kitchen to see if everything was okay. and then they went back.
not a moment to soo..

boom! i farted. hahahaha. not so loud though, but clearly audible. oh dear, pauline was laughing sooooo hard. good thing there was no odor. hahhaah. my tummy was getting okay, but not really okay. so pauline and i went inside the room and talked..

we talked, we laughed, we talked and we laughed some more. hahaha. it was like 3.30 in the morning and we decided to sleep.

zzz... zzz... zzz...

robert.... robert?

izra was waking me up.. i barely opened my eyes and saw pauline and izra standing there. i went back to my sleep and everytime they called my name, i would just grunt. hahaha. not until they told me that it was already 11am. i instantly jumped off the bed. to my surprise, they were smiling. it was just a joke, but it worked. they woke me up. congratulations.

it was only 9am. pauline went back to sleep and i did too. next thing i knew, izra was already changing her clothes; she clearly just finished taking a bath. so i slept some more.. i woke up again when pauline woke up. so we talked a little and it was her turn to take a bath. kathleen was still sleeping but when pauline was finished, kathleen was awake so i let her take a bath first.

so i took a bath and changed my clothes. i forgot to bring my other pants, so i used the one which i used yesterday. it was 1pm and we decided to eat at sunburst because of the eat all you can buffet there.

after 2 helpings, we took pictures. i mean, A LOT of pictures. hahahha. my friends are soooo vain. hahaha. so we got out and went for a stroll at limket kai. but..

wait a minute... where the hell is my wallet??

i rushed back to the restaurant and searched for my wallet. damn, it just fell on the floor. how embarassing. hahaha. so we continued to laag2x at limketkai..

finally, we went home. and time for me to go back to my home. hahhaha. i packed my things and made sure that i have all my underwear with me. hahahaha. we had a little chat with Go and co. and started off.

oh wait..

it was raining.. hard. damn. oh well.. how nice of izra for lending me her umbrella. hey, its violet! i like violet. hahaha. so i went to find a taxi. 10 wet minutes later, i was soaking to the bone. ohhh.. finally! i found a taxi. bwahahahha. i was so wet! my geeehd. hahaha. so i went home...

wondering when the next sleepover would be... i hope it would be soon. :D

this was the best ever. :'D

bigby's

hahaha. so after sm, i spent a whole 15 minutes deciding whether i'l take the taxi or jeep. if taxi, costly but faster. on jeep, cheep but slower. so i decided to take the jeep.


i took two trips. first was from sm to gaerlan, and from gaerlan to ketkai. the trip was okay though. although i arrived 20 mins past noon, i was all alone. my friends were not there yet. HA! and to think i considered taking a taxi.

so i waited for about 15 minutes and then they arrived. i noticed pauline carrying a cartolina but took no further interest in it.

so we entered the fray and i noticed izra whispering something to a guy. at first, i thought he was another relative; until he led us to the second room. well, i didnt see anything wrong about that. bigby's was getting really crowded. so we went there and picked a table.

izra asked me to accompany her to ketkai coz she wants her macbook looked up. so we ordered and went to ket kai. we talked about stuff and laughed.. then after getting her macbook looked up, she told me to walk as fast as i can. yes, not run. but walk.. as fast as i can. lol.

so we went inside bigby's and when i entered the second room...

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..."

OMG. the cooks and waiters were singing me a birthday song! oh noo. hahaha. last time i checked, my birthday was april 24, not may 20. hahaha. i turned my shocked face to izra but then she gave me a dont-say-a-thing-or-else look. hahaha. so i continued to let them sing for me. wow. hahaha.

so we ate and had some laughs and tooks pictures and stuff. weeeeeeeee! they would treat me.. so, the bill was theirs. hahahaha. thanks guys! so, we went to places and then to izra's house for the much anticipated sleepover! bwahahahaha.