Thursday, May 7, 2009

whyyyy im no good in computer :D

again, i would very much like to confirm this fact.. YES, i am really NO good when it comes to computer or techy stuff. im not proud of it though, nor am i ashamed to admit it. there are a LOT, and i mean a LOt, of people who are not that tech-savvy. although this is a very hindering fact, i could NEVER imagine myself being computer illiterate.

the mere thought of it insults me...

you might say that your better than me in computer.. the hell i care.. id rather you'd kiss my ass for ALL care. (lol, peace. hehe :D)

hmm.. why am i not good in computer? well.. i, for one, have very good reasons. and i am sure that my reasons are very understandable. given the situation, of course.
  • my last computer teacher DOES NOT, i repeat, DOES NOT, i shall make myself clear, DOES NOT know a thing about teaching.
  • okay, okay.. he does know a little bit of the subject matter. but constantly tells us that it's hard, it's boring, blah blah blah. GAAHD..
  • he's constantly threatening us with.. uhm.. threats. goodness gracious. like, docking points off us, sending us out, reporting us.
  • yeah, he does that A LOT. which makes him the.. (oh, brace yourself :D)
  • the MOST INFAMOUS and CONTROVERSIAL teacher everrr. a lotta people agree with me on this. :D
  • he is so BOOOOOORING that he makes satan shit himself. lol, that should give you an idea of how we, his students, had the utmost misfortune to spend an hour every meeting in his hell hole.
  • lol, that fact enabled him to have a "fans club".. i think this is the link, http://www.friendster.com/group/tabmain.php?gid=2428853
  • he is constantly gloating about how he is "loved" by students and how "famous" he is.. i mean, for the love of God! get a life.
  • BUT that doesnt mean we hate him.. he almost always makes us laugh. well, usually at him. he teases students and we start laughing and then a moment later he demans total silence. talk about kill joy. :D
  • so... another factor is that the computer lab is.. BRRRR.. cold. coupled with the fact that your facing a very boring teacher, drowsiness is guaranteed and induced in less than 5 mins.
  • after a very hard, grueling and poorly-dicsussed lesson, he expects us to do what he says on hands-on PERFECTLY. so, we are not surprised that we all fail..
  • i am quite surprised why i passed third year. but then, im surprised that we ALL passed. well, he couldnt fail an entire year level. so, i guess he only failed those people who have negative scores. (i once had a negative score on a test.. damn)

negative scores. yes, it is possible. but, how come? well, let me explain.

  • he gives us tests when we least expect it.
  • he doesnt dicuss that thoroughly, therefore resulting in failures.
  • he docks points off us.. always. always. always.

stuff that he takes liberty on docking off points:

  • disaligned keyboard
  • mouse is not where it should be
  • mouse placement is disaligned
  • we whisper
  • we talk
  • we stand
  • we're noisy
  • our chairs are not aligned
  • we're not following instructions
  • improper opening websites/applications
  • turning the computer on
  • turning the computer off

i could go on forever but my poor memory defeats me. well, these are all that i can remember. so now, i hope you understand...

whyyyy im no good in computer :D

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