super typhoon, super whaattt?

this is my first ever movie review. i will focus on the movie, not what happened after, during, or before the movie. :D

this is a movie review. im not afraid to say what i want to say. i am also a very harsh critic, bwahahhaa. beware

super typhoon... well, as the title suggests, its a movie about a typhoon. you may have watched the movie advertisement in the newspapers but if you look closely, there's no credits. you dont know who stars in this film. before watching the movie, i already thought that this was an LBM. low-budget movie. and i was right.

it was a very corny movie. we have enough movies with the same sense or topic. but unlike it's fabulous counterparts, day after tomorrow and the like, this movie is totally shitty..

i paid 70 pesos for my ticket and what a waste. during the movie when the wave hits the shore, you can clearly say that the buildings are toys. that is so primitive. i wish i hadnt see this movie. well, the story is really stupid.

reasons why this movie eats shit like all you hobo's who liked this movie..

• it is in chinese! the actors are chinese
• wrong grammar subtitles.
• no sense at all
• poor special effects
• no main problem
• does not focus on anything

reasons why you should not watch this

• its in fuckin chinese
• movie sucks
• lighting sucks
• storyline sucks
• everything sucks
  

and here are some reasons that you should watch this movie

• if you have other agendas
• if you have too much time on your hands
• if you have time to waste
• if you dont know any good movies
• if you have no choice

otherwise, please stay away from this movie. you will save time, money, effort, blood, sweat and tears. i am writing this so that you will be spared from the insanity of this film for i had the utmost misfortune to watch this movie. :D