tekken before bigby's

the day has come atlast.. the day of the sleepover! hahaha. im soooo excited! so i carefully packed my stuff. izra told me that 12nn at bigby's. so i left for sm at 10am to buy some stuff for the big day tomorrow. hahaha.

but when i arrived there, i was sorely overwhelmed with temptation of playing tekken on the third floor. so i thought that a couple of games wouldnt hurt. so i bought 2 tokens and started playing. it was in stage 6 when some one challenged me.

he was a good tekken player. well, atleast in tekken tag anyway. so i watched him and i knew what was going to happen. so i waited for it.

he challenged me.

i was a little nervous, knowing that he was really that good in tekken. but he challenged me. that was it. so i knew what his character would be. wang. man, i was really getting nervous. he won the first round but i noticed his moves was really outdated. HA! for the first time, i was confident. hahaha. so i won the next two rounds. but he won the fight. it was okay. i know all his moves.

i challenged him again. oh, i forgot. my character was lili. now it was christie. i showed him many new and cool moves. hahaha. moves and combos that made him curse so loud that i heard him from the other side. it was really pleasant to see to see that my enemies are awed by my combos. so i defeated him three straight rounds. i forgot to mercy, oops. hahaha

so he challenged me again and i kept on winning. i had 7 wins before he finally beat me with kazuya. i kept changing characters so that he would see that i know all character. baek, hwoarang, christie, law, lili, xiaoyu, baek. hahaha

in your face! stick with what you know, dont challenge me in tekken 5. stick with the status quo. just play tekken tag. hahaha. well, i must admit. this applies to almost tekken tag players who think they can beat me in tekken 5 as well. they wer wrong, and they learned that the hard way.

i showed him that tekken 5 and tekken tag is not the same.. it really irritates me beyond belief knowing that tekken tag players can beat me in tekken 5. sure, they can beat me in tag but never in tekken 5. tekken 5 is my turf, come off it.

and when i looked at the time, GOOD GOD. it was already 11am and i still havent bought my stuff for pauline. so i bought the stuff and rode a jeepney to gaston park which i will ride again to limketkai. hahaha

NEW URL :D

well, as you can also see, i have not only changed my blog name, but also my url as well. my last blog url was hard to pronounce therefore resulting in fewer refferers. i was "inspired" by my friend and brother from another mother, izra. she told me that she was having a hard time pronouncing it, but no complaints there. :D

so here it is. http://discombobulates.blogspot.com

thank you for supporting my blog. keep in touch and more posts coming soon :D

NEW NAME :D

after much thinking, i have finally decided that i should say goodbye to the old name. i think the old name was a bit noobish and stupid. so i went looking for a new name.

i decided that to choose this name because it sounds soooo effin cooool! :D

discombobulated--- To throw in a state of confusion

well, thats it. keep on checking for more updates and posts SOOON :D

TTFN- take that fucking niggah. JOKE! hahahaha
tata for now :D

a typical day in cagayan de oro city

this post talks about a typical day in the city. if you are a kagayanon, then you are welcome to share my sympathies. :D

if you are an average, ordinary laagan, then you are not surprised of your surroundings, for it is not uncommon that you see them. for instance, there is no surprise that we, filipinos, or should i say, the average filipino, are very terrible drivers.

not surprised eh? me too. as you can see, the traffic here is terrible. including here in the city of golden friendship, cagayan de oro. the culprit here is all of us who know how to drive, but the main reason is the jeepney's. there are a thousand jeepneys here and each wanting their own road.

again, if you are a kagayanon, then you know this well. jeepney drivers as well as other PUV drivers are terrible. greedy little buggers they are. like most things here in cagayan de oro, driving is a skill and a necessity among the people. it is almost a way of life, for most of the people are service drivers here.

again, like most of the things here in cagayan de oro, driving is a skill wherein it is passed along generations and generations of families, and within families. from father to son, from friend to friend, driving is passed along in the hope and effort that he may take up the responsibilities given to him by his previous predecessor.

and then comes the life in which some unlucky souls dare to venture, a life wherein it is frowned upon most communities. like driving, STEALING is also an essential way to make ends meet. although there are other safe, more fruitful ways to earn a living, stealing has a high risk, high reward tendency that makes people tempted.

this usually happens at night, but they can strike in broad daylight. but its not just the snatchers who are an issue, but also the prostitutes! yes, they are everywhere. cheap, affordable and easy to get, you better get your hopes up on the price but not so much on the beauty part. hahaha. i only have 3 words about prostitutes to sum it all up.

QUANTITY OVER QUALITY...

yes, its true. for those of you who dont understand, it is self explanatory. :D so which moves us to the place where everybody is, the streets. yes, you can see a lot of things in the street, non to pleasant though.. people of ALL ages and gender tend to smoke everywhere. yes, all ages. im not going to mention people or schools. here and there you can see it everywhere.

then there's the rugby boys. i am simply overwhelmed at the thought of seeing them kids in the streets, completely oblivious to the world. you may think its funny when seeing them, but it is a very sad thing. i saw countless times children, roughly at the aged of three, sniffing rugby on a plastic thing.

it is just life, as usual.

then comes the place where people come to chillax. jokingly, people say that gaston park is the place where yaya's and yayo's dating takes place. hahaha. for people in downtown, they tend to go to limketkai. and for people in the uptown, however, go to sm.

not so long ago, limketkai was just a usual place. it was the only one where people laag. and then came sm, which grealty reduced the number of visitors in all other malls. but limketkai wasnt ready to give up just yet. years later it became what it is today, a very awesome place far beyond the standards of sm. the place is simply superb. if you dont know what im talking about, then im going to make a photo post about that. hahaha.

so that concludes everything i tried to tell you about cagayan the oro, minus the boring parts. hahaha. so stay tune next time guys! bye.. :D

super typhoon, super whaattt?

this is my first ever movie review. i will focus on the movie, not what happened after, during, or before the movie. :D

this is a movie review. im not afraid to say what i want to say. i am also a very harsh critic, bwahahhaa. beware

super typhoon... well, as the title suggests, its a movie about a typhoon. you may have watched the movie advertisement in the newspapers but if you look closely, there's no credits. you dont know who stars in this film. before watching the movie, i already thought that this was an LBM. low-budget movie. and i was right.

it was a very corny movie. we have enough movies with the same sense or topic. but unlike it's fabulous counterparts, day after tomorrow and the like, this movie is totally shitty..

i paid 70 pesos for my ticket and what a waste. during the movie when the wave hits the shore, you can clearly say that the buildings are toys. that is so primitive. i wish i hadnt see this movie. well, the story is really stupid.

reasons why this movie eats shit like all you hobo's who liked this movie..

• it is in chinese! the actors are chinese
• wrong grammar subtitles.
• no sense at all
• poor special effects
• no main problem
• does not focus on anything

reasons why you should not watch this

• its in fuckin chinese
• movie sucks
• lighting sucks
• storyline sucks
• everything sucks
  

and here are some reasons that you should watch this movie

• if you have other agendas
• if you have too much time on your hands
• if you have time to waste
• if you dont know any good movies
• if you have no choice

otherwise, please stay away from this movie. you will save time, money, effort, blood, sweat and tears. i am writing this so that you will be spared from the insanity of this film for i had the utmost misfortune to watch this movie. :D

sleepover :D

tomorrow, i would have my very first, formal, official sleepover. lol, i think so... the last tym i went to a sleepover was after the g-league competition. i was invited by my friend and so i obliged. i had no clothes with me so i went there, slept there, ate there, and went home with just the same clothes as i wore the day before that. :D

i am supeeeeeeeeeeeer excited! hahaha. i dont know what to do, especially that im gonna sleep at a girls house, accompanied with 3 girls and 0 boy/s ... i am getting nervous by the minute. i cant act naturally in front of girls. i can be a pig when im with boys, but never with girls.

3 girls in one night? how lucky can you get?

now, i know what youre thinking.. no, i am not that lucky bastard that youre all thinking. theyre my best friends. and we are gonna have so much fun gossiping, playing games, etc. hahaha.

ohh, i just cant wait for tomorrow! i wish God would hurry up and tomorrow would be today. hahaha. i just wish that when i pack my bags, i wont forget anything. ESPECIALLy my underwear. hahahaha. il keep you posted on what i did on the sleepover :D

Dining with the stars

the day before yesterday, we went to marco hotel to celebrate a certain birthday party. we, including a number of family friends, would stay there overnight. it was okay though, not really that boring.

i had no one to interact with, for all the other kids were younger than i am. and so, they went swimming. i am a swimmer, and almost everyday i get to swim. i have grown tired of water. so naturally, i didnt swim. for i already had enough swimming to last a lifetime.

so while the children were swimming and the adults were drinking, talking and laughing their hearts out, i didnt involve myself in such dire activities. i sought peace in a secluded corner and played computer til i couldnt play anymore.

after playing, i watched the television. it was now late so the children were playing rather than swimming. but the adults didnt cease their rhapsody of fun, so i continued watching the television with occasional disturbances.

after being bored by the shows in the tv, i grabbed a couple of dvds and watched in a computer. it was nearly 3 in the morning so i decided to sleep, though the others didnt share my liking for a warm, cozy bed. instead they continued their pursuits of whatever that made them happy.

i woke up considerably early, 8am sharp. the fun had somewhat subsided and everyone was exhausted, perhaps because of lack of sleep and rest. everyone, that is, except for me. so we went down to the restaurant for our breakfast and we werent the only ones there, of course. there was one family halfway into their breakfast and a group of young men, probably mid-20's, in another table. we sat in the table next to them. at the end of the food table, their was a chef wherein you could ask im to cook your eggs, lol. hahaha. and i was behind this guy who was with the young men, he noticed me and let me cut in line in front of him. naturally, i agreed.

after eating my exquisitely delicious breakfast, i glanced in the next table to get a good look of the young men. they obviously just woke up; their eyes baggy, hair messy and ruffled, they look like they were sleep walking. but there was something strange about them. they look familiar but i just couldnt tell who they were. so they left and asked the waiter.

nothing could have prepared me to what i was going to hear...

Hale and kamikazee. its a wonder why you didnt asked for their autograph, you dont know them! hahaha

do mine ears deceive me? i wasnt quite sure what i have just heard. the men who were sitting near us were from famous rock bands. sweet mother of god. we took pictures on our table and stuff but all of us didnt notice two of the most famoust rock bands in the philippines dined near us. lol, it was quite an achievement. then the commotion started. the entire dining hall was talking. talking of what just happened, of who just ate there, of who they utterly and boldly ignored. i wasnt a fan of them though, i just felt stupid that i lost an opportunity like this one. it was within my reach, and still i lost it.

i wouldnt ask for their autographs, lol. if they would ask me to name just one song of theirs, i wouldnt be able to give an asnwer :D

my dramatic awakening

it was night, and i was getting drowsy; yet i wasnt ready to sleep. or should i say, i dont want to go to sleep.

i was watchin television. i was only watching one channel for i had no other choice, my god-forsaken television only acquires one channel and that is GMA. i really had no other choice. if i did have a choice, i wouldnt care less watching GMA over and over again every night for the rest of my god-forsaken television's life.

i decided to turn the lights off and lie down while watchin the tv. it was very boring for i had no one to text to, only waiting for the moment when i would soccumb to drowsiness.

it was a little past midnight and i was having trouble keeping my eyes open..

i was keeping an effort of opening my eyes. i forced myself to accept the ridiculously impossible; that GMA was a very worthwhile show. i screwed up my eyes just to watch a joke on GMA's bubble gang. next thing i knew, the sandman had gone by and i thought no more.. wandering through the train of thought until i had enough sense to get up the next day.

after that, i heard something very peculiar. i heard a familiar song and i knew that it only had started. so i woke up but remained firmly on my backside.

i recognized that song, but it took my snoozing brain a moment or too before i knew the title of that song.

"...perlas ng silanganan.."

wait.. WHAAAT? am i having some hearing disorder? coz i swore i heard---

"...sa dibdib moy buhayy..."

are you kidding me? how corny is this? waking up in the crack of dawn hearing my nation's national anthem. this is some scene, i never expected waking up so early in the morning hearing our national anthem.

but there did it come from?

i recoiled and noticed that my god-forsaken television was on. oh, i forgot to turn it off last night. GMA was starting and i glanced up at my clock, it was still 4 in the morning. so i went back to sleep, thinking that i should write a post about this. lol, hahaha.

and so starts another boring summer day with nothing to do but the usual; net, text, eat, net, text and eat.

another day has gone by, another day closer to the sleepover! :D:D:D

my tekken life :D

it all started when i was in 2nd year high school.

before i was into tekken, i was into another fighting game called Soul Calibur 2. i was addicted to that game because all of my closest circle of friends were playing that one. although i played together with them, i was nevertheless the underdog of the group. we were the ones who always played on that machine. but everything changed when i was bumped in the back while playing SC2. i wheeled around to find the person, but he was apparently busy playing another game.

and that game was tekken 5.

it was like my life was paused. i offered my sc2 game to my friend, which he happily agreed to play, and watched tekken.

tekken...

that name was familiar.. yes, tekken. i remember now. i played that game a very long time ago. it was then called tekken tag. a very old game indeed. so i took out my token and began to play. when my hand touched the controls, it was like having a new life.

and i knew that that game changed my life forever...

i choosed my favorite character, which was law, and started to play. last time i remember, i played in ps2 and used a technique very familiar to most players. that classic technique is called BUTTON SMASHING. a very easy to learn technique and very easy to accomplish. next thing i knew, i lost.

well, no surprises there. i played for years.

and so i took out another token and played again. this time, i wanted to choose eddy.. my 2nd favorite character. but then he wasnt there. so i choosed a character who is VERY unfamiliar to me.

her name was christie.

she had the same fighting style as eddy. which was called capoeira, a fighting style that looks like dancing. so i started playing again and i lost again. after that, i vowed that i would learn how to play tekken.

when i went home, i researched everything about tekken and combos. i was introduced with a concept of the game called JUGGLING.

juggling is the act where you put your opponent in the air and hammer your way through.

lol. so i was amazed about it. i started to learn how to block, which was ridiculously easy, and learned my very first juggle combo.

df+3+4, 1,2,4~4

the combo was very noob friendly but has a very small damage. but it was a good start. i paved my road to tekken supremacy. i kept coming back to the internet to feed my craving for tekken knowledge. and at just about 5 months playing the game, i became relatively good.

soon, my friends started playing the game. naturally, i was better than them. and so they kept asking me to teach them.

and then it HIT me. why not learn ALL the character's? it would really help me. but before i finally decided to learn other characters, i reached my gaming career playing christie.

it was in fun time, everyone kept challenging me and i kept on winning. there were really close fights but i always manage to scrape a close win. i noticed that i had been playing for a very long time and when i checked my wins, i was shocked.

i had 20 wins with only 1 token. how cool is that?

i was very ecstatic to know what i just did, and what i just accomplished. i told my friends and they were also happy. and soon the word had spread.

there were a lot of people gathering around the tekken machine, craning their necks just to see for themselves the wonder i made. they kept watching and i grew nervous. i was afraid i would fail while they were watching me.

and so i did.

i was defeated by a really good person. the final score was 3-1.. it was not a dissapointment though, for i had reached 25 wins and gained 2nd place. i tied 1st place with 25 wins but i was only the second person to achieve 25 wins. 1 more win and i would become 1st in that gaming machine.

after that, i gained power, fame and bragging rights. although i knew that the time has come when i had to learn other characters.

it took me about a month learning how to play half of the characters. but when i got my psp, i polished my skills and learned all of the characters in less than a month. and after more than a year of playing the game which i loved the most, i have become what i am today, what i had dreamed not more than a year ago. although i have become a considerably good player, i have still much to learn.

and now whenever i play, i would always be watched by my "fans". either they had been fans for a long time, or they had been a fan for only 5 minutes, it doesnt matter. i grew confidence and kept winning battle after battle.

the best thing of having fans is that you alaways get free tokens. hahaha. and you are beig cheered on. i love my fans. i love tekken. i will always play tekken. :D

BIG UPDATE EVERYONE! :D

well, as you can see. i have added some widgets to enhance my blog. yeah, widgets. they're just stuff in your blog that can make or break your blog. here are some of the widgets that i added.

• translator thingy- cant understand? all you have to do is click the flag of your country and translate it! its that easy! :D
• recent posts widget- now you can see what i have made earlier. isnt that.. useless..
• real time and date widget-wanna know what time it is? lol
• webpage content toolbar thing- now you can print my blog, send it in an email or even share it with others!
• DIGG it button-im not sure what this means. if you click this, it means that you digg my blogl. lol. please DO click it. :D
• little UP arrow- notice that arrow beside the scroll bar? click it if you want to return to the top of the page :D

well, thats only a few of the new widgets that i placed here in the wonderful blog of mine. and i'll be putting more in the near future! so dont be afraid to check them out. :D

stuff you DONT want to know about Obama

so these are the stuff you DONT want to know about obama. :D
(click the pictures to have a bigger picture)

so after looking at these images, i think it's better that we leave the Americans to their own suffering. :D

wednesday the 13th

ohh noes! it's... it's.. no, i dare not say it.. but i must. it's...

WEDNESDAY THE 13TH!!!

tan tan tan.. hahaha. lol, you thought it was friday the 13th? hahaha. so, i decided that im gonna make a post about this day because this day was super special to me. :D

it all started when i woke up.. (again)

i woke up early that day. i texted my friends, kath and pauline, but they didnt reply. i think they're still sleeping. so i abandoned all pretense of fixing my bed and went down stairs a little hurriedly; as though afraid of being attacked by pillows and blankets. i went to find, to my surprise, my parents ans sis werent there. it was already 8:00 am. so i ate my breakfast in total solitude while watching the tv.

after that, i went upstairs to find out something very shocking...

i forgot to ask my mom for money. i only have a few pesos left in me, so i musnt spend a lot in my day out. i texted my friends again and only pauline replied. she told me that she cant go with me to school without her parents knowing. so we decided we could meet in lim ket kai mall. heart of the city, limket kai center.. lalalala :D

so after taking a bath, changing my clothes, brushing my teeth and inspecting myself in the mirror, i took off to school to get my report card.

report card?? but you should have gotten your report card a--

yeah, i know. a MONTH ago. the schedule for getting our report cards was on april 15 but i was too damn lazy and tired to get it, i had more important matters to attend to. :D and well, i was better off getting my report card late rather than on time because i absolutely had no competition whatsoever. so when i went to get my card, all was smooth sailin for me.

except for the results though. :D

ehem,. after that i stumbled upon some classmates of mine who automatically attacked me for not inviting them to my birthday. lol, i was utterly bemused that, although i am unimportant to them, they were still able to remember my birthday. hahaha.

so after that, i rode a jeepney to gaerlan and rode another jeepney, finally, to limket kai. naturally, i proceeded upstairs to WOF (worlds of fun) to play tekken. i bought 2 tokens but used only 1. I won about 4 games then pauline called me that she was waiting at netopia. so i stopped playing immediately and abandoned my seat of grandeur at the tekken machine. it was a first time for me. i stopped playing on my own accord, not because i was defeated. so in other words, i was undefeated. lol. hahahaha.

so i went away and when i looked back, i saw by bemused opponent looking at me. hahaha. i was too good for him anyway. i won the first two rounds. so i went inside netopia to search for pauline, only to find out that she was standing OUTSIDE netopia. hahahaha. it was a wild goose chase! :D

and at that moment, kathleen arrived. weeee, the threesome became three. lol. we decided to take our lunch at mang inasal. but when we got there, we found out that the lights were off. cool, they were saving electicity. hahaha.

so we decided to eat at sunburst, a restaurant at rosario arcade infamous for it's PECULIAR chicken. (i'll write a review about that)

after that, we watched a movie entitled SUPER TYPHOON. lol, the movie was okay though, if it werent for the fact that it was in CHINESE. and the subtitles were in wrong grammar. only pauline and kathleen understood the movie. gaaahd, i really have to take chinese lessons. but the movie wasnt a total waste though. HAHAHA. wont say anything more here! :D

so after the god-forsaken movie, they told me that i was going to play tekken and they'll cheer for me. so when i went there, i saw this guy who was winning like crazy. lol, i met him and we were evenly matched. always a close fight. but knowing that pauline and kathleen were looking, the chances dropped to 60-40 in favor of my opponent.. i really get nervous when non-tekkeners watch me play. but then i wasnt able to play because there were many people in line and pauline was being fetched by german. no, hes not german. he ies german. pronounced as herman. hahaha. and so we went home and quite amazingly...

i left my report card and ID in pauline's bag. hahaha. il get it some other time nahh. :D

im so proud... :'D

well, as you can see. my blog has a new face. wait, wait.. i want to make it official and formal. :D


I, Robert Matthew Tebeau, am happy to announce that, after great effort and difficulty, i have successfully shaped my blog into what it is now today. not so long ago, i had a dream of making my god-forsaken blog into a blog in which people may come to admire and realize my deep thoughts within.

and now, after what seemed like an eternity of waiting, i made my blog look a little better. although my vision of my blog being admired by fellow readers all over the world is far beneath my reach.. i feel that i am on the right track.

thanks to all who supported me in this blog. you know who you are :D even though i myself dont. hahaha. and DONT worry. i will never, ever run out of my dear posts. i have more than enough posts to last a lifetime :D

my FINAL but TENTATIVE layout :D

yeah.. you read right. this is final and yet, at the same time, tentative. lol. why is thaat?

i find this layout veeeery good. and i think i'l be using this for the time being. and then im gonna change this.

like it? dont like it? love it? hate it? feel free to post your comments as your thoughts,. dont be shy! i take any comment as a friendly thought. i promise i wont get offended. besides, the more i hear fromn you guys, the more i'll know what you think..

and remember.. your comments might just decide my blog's fate. :D

GUYS! PLEASE READ! :D

imma change my layout often and tell me what you think.. ayyt? :D its really important for me to have your suggestions :D thanks and Godbless! :D

my most prized possesion :D

tis my MOSTEST PRIZEST possesion. okay, okay.. i know there's no such thing as that but i just used those bunch of words for EMPHASIS... okay? hahaha.

this is baby tazz! say hello! hahaha. baby tazz, courtesy of: rachel pauline go. hahaha. given on may 11, monday. 2009. hahaha. cge, til here!

thanks sa naghatag! lab kau nku c tazz! lab pud nku ang nag hatag!

ehem.. since this is an international blog (viewed by persons all over the world, here is a translation)

thanks to the giver! lol. i love tazz! i love also the one who gave me this ! :D

happy motha's day!

oops.. i forgot to greet all yo momma's out there! lol. hahaha
well, here it goes.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAAAYY!

well, if you are wondering why the color of the font is violet/purple/lavender etc.. please, feel free to ask me. dont be afraid to ask questions! post a comment and dont forget to tell all your lil friends about this blog. hahaha.

my ungainly trip yesterday

due to the meager information about the said topic on my last post, i have decided that I'll make a sub post. see if you can connect the two posts. :D

it all started when i woke up.

i woke up early that morning, even though i had little sleep. naturally, i laid still for a moment or two before i stood up. i turned off the fan and i had to kick my way through stuff in order to reach the door. good god, i really need to clean my room.

to no one's surprise, almost everyone was asleep except for me and the maids. i ate my breakfast in total solitude and i watched tv. after agreeing that the shows sucked, i took my bath. i was on the process of removing my clothes when i forgot my towel. so i went outside and got one. and then i was removing my clothes when i forgot my shampoo. it was on the downstairs bathroom. i dont use the downstairs bathroom because i dislike using the hot shower. and so i climbed the stairs again, despite the angry protest of my throbbing toe. which was afflicted with a painful disorder called an ingrown.

i was experiencing severe pain, but i ignored it. it cannot, and must not, get in my way of things. my affliction was nothing more than an obstacle of life. just an obstacle, and nothing more. an obstacle of which i must endure, rather than giving up and cutting off my own toe to stop my misery.

so after taking a bath, i searched for my god-forsaken toothbrush. and after 15 minutes, i finally found it. it was inside my swimming bag. i placed it their because i brushed my teeth after swimming the other day.

after spending 5 minutes expecting every tiny detail that must be inspected, i had agreed that i am ready to go. i bid my parents good bye and started to walk to the gate, where i will ride the jeepney to CAP, where i will ride a motorela to pelaez sports center. will i was riding the jeepney, i sat on an empty space beside two men. an old man, an a middle-aged man talking with his comrades.

the old man was harmless, although the same couldnt be said to the middle-aged man.

he called out "totoy" and his friends giggled. i ignored him. at first i didnt believe that he was actually talking to me because my name couldnt possibly be "totoy". and then he called out again. clearly audible, i wheeled around a little and i saw him smiling at me.

fuckin gay.. how i wish you're alone, and i can kick your sorry ass. i thought...


i was furious and enraged of being called "totoy", not to mention being called by someone who is a complete asshole and a stranger.. i resisted the urge to punch him across the face. he was accompanied with his two friends and i thought that it would worth the risk.

throwing one punch and receiving 3 punches back at me clearly wasnt worth it. i hated that moment. the next time i'll see him, il kick his and his friend's sorry ass. i had to endure 10 agonizing minutes before my stop came. i went out and called for a motorela.

while riding the motorela, i reflected on what just happend. i was pissed for the lack of action. my insubornity got the best of me. my summer was really boring and having a fight would change that. damn. but there's always a next time.

the fury that boiled up inside of me was still within me. but abated when i relayed my experience to my friends. i laughed along with them like there was nothing wrong. but then, there was never really anything wrong. lol.

the swim meet was very boring and decided that after taking our lunch at tapsi time, we would be going home. elel accompanied me to the jeep thing and rode the jeep. i went to sm, played a lot, met a few "friends" and went home.

OH HAPPY DAY :))

this was a semi boring day.. last night, i slept at 2 in the morning and i woke up having discovered that my eyes a lil red and i have dark shadows under my eyes.. talk about stress. T_T

i woke up at seven.. i closed my eyes and hoped that i would sleep for eternity. but i cannot and would not. i was no longer sleepy, but alive. and i have to go to sports center for a swimming competition. i ate breakfast alone because my parents are still asleep and so are my sis. after that i took a bath and spent 15 minutes looking for my god-forsaken toothbrush, which i found inside my swim bag. i bid my parents good bye and set-off into sports center hitherto.

i was riding the country's easiest form of public transportation, the jeepney. (i'l make a post about that, lol)

i continued my boring journey in total silence. i sat beside a middle-aged man and a very old man. it was uneventful, if it hadnt for the middle-aged man calling me names.

at first, i thought he was not calling me. i thought so because my name couldnt possibly be "totoy". and so i ignored him. but then his voice becomes louder and i saw him facing me. he was clearly trying to communicate with me.

again, i ignored him

i was furious and enraged of being called "totoy", not to mention being called by someone who is completely unknown to me. i resisted the urge to punch him across the face. he was accompanied with his two friends and i thought that it would worth the risk.

throwing one punch and receiving 3 punches clearly isnt worth it. so i had to endure another 10 agonizing minutes of jeers and catcalls. then my stop came and i went overboard. thank god.

so i watched the swim meet and met my old friends from different places. i was happy to see them though. it was clearly boring due to the fact that it wasnt my club who hosted the competition.

after having my lunch at tapsi time with my team mates, i went to sm, hoping i would meet my friends.

i did though, but not after 1 boring hour alone.

they were not really friends. only fans. you see, i am rather good at tekken and my "fans" are just awed about my skills. its sometimes annoying though, being called a tekken god. (im making another post bwt this)

i only spent 15 pesos worth of tokens, although i played a lot. my fans simply wont say no and offered offer me their tokens for more entertainment. and i simply obliged.

after a few hours i returned home and made this post. this will be a special day for me. in a few moments, she will be back. :D

OH HAPPY DAY! :))

venture into my room :D

this will be my first post with pix! hahaha.

WARNING: the following images contains something so sinister that i dont know what your reaction will be. lol
NOTE: the following pix are taken inside my room, my camera is my phone, and photos may not be "grabbed" without the exclusive permission of the author. :D

now, WELCOME TO MY ROOM! :D
what you see here is my bedroom floor. as you can see, there's a variety of items that should not be there in the first place. my dirty clothes, books, papers, wrappers, magazines, food crumbs, mat (i "lost" my chair so i sit here).















in this picture, you can see my table. and my shelves. my collection, knives, cars, ferrari, a small clock, more knives, diploma, telescope, wires, papers, necessities, straps, radio/digi clock, an award for essay writing and i think thats it.














another part of the floor. you can see that there are mats and pillows and stuff. i usually standby here coz my bed is
upstairs.. lol, you'll see. hahaha. there's a piglet. thats not mine, tis my sister's. there's some papers and books, rubber tube, bag, shin guards(lol, why is that there?) and mat. hehehe.













in this, another shelf. you can see(i dont know, can you?) a backscratcher lol, badminton bag, wires, another award, papers, swimming ID, envelope, cd's, ohh, and a soccer ball.
















so, here's my bead. it's called a loft bed. a 2-storey thing. underneath that is my desk, and above is my bed. here you'll see a dreamcatcher, towel, pillows. lots and lots of pillows, my god-forsaken tv. (only has gma.) medals, (one of the medals i have was for CLEANLINESS.) my milo marathon number, drawer, books, etc.

this is my desk under my bed. there's a pictureless frame, BIBLE, box, books, calendar, Egyptian poster, Egyptian lamp, and a papyrus painting, and some other stuff. hopefully by Christmas, you'll see a new addition of things there. my very own computer, hahaha

this is my favorite things corner. my egyptian poster, egyptian lamp, egyptian papyrus painting, some things, books. and pauline's picture. i just placed is there for effect, although her picture resides in my wallet. hahaha

this is the "collection's corner. my knife collection, cars, ferrari, some other collectibles. and i think thats it though.

now you have parts of my room. now that you saw my small room, i think an explanation is in order. hahaha. since it's summer, i have that laziness flu that makes me lazy. lol. it is a little messy. but rest assured, by maybe next week, i will clean my room and MAYBE il make a post about that. hahaha. this is the longest post that i have been working on. i just hope it was worth it though. i had to cope with pictures with mismatched descriptions, duplicated pictures and descriptions, finding the right pictures, thinking of stuff to write, etc. hehehe. so, till here. il make MORE posts soon. dont worry, i will have enough posts to last a LIFETIME. :)

whyyyy im no good in computer :D

again, i would very much like to confirm this fact.. YES, i am really NO good when it comes to computer or techy stuff. im not proud of it though, nor am i ashamed to admit it. there are a LOT, and i mean a LOt, of people who are not that tech-savvy. although this is a very hindering fact, i could NEVER imagine myself being computer illiterate.

the mere thought of it insults me...

you might say that your better than me in computer.. the hell i care.. id rather you'd kiss my ass for ALL care. (lol, peace. hehe :D)

hmm.. why am i not good in computer? well.. i, for one, have very good reasons. and i am sure that my reasons are very understandable. given the situation, of course.

• my last computer teacher DOES NOT, i repeat, DOES NOT, i shall make myself clear, DOES NOT know a thing about teaching.
• okay, okay.. he does know a little bit of the subject matter. but constantly tells us that it's hard, it's boring, blah blah blah. GAAHD..
• he's constantly threatening us with.. uhm.. threats. goodness gracious. like, docking points off us, sending us out, reporting us.
• yeah, he does that A LOT. which makes him the.. (oh, brace yourself :D)
• the MOST INFAMOUS and CONTROVERSIAL teacher everrr. a lotta people agree with me on this. :D
• he is so BOOOOOORING that he makes satan shit himself. lol, that should give you an idea of how we, his students, had the utmost misfortune to spend an hour every meeting in his hell hole.
• lol, that fact enabled him to have a "fans club".. i think this is the link, http://www.friendster.com/group/tabmain.php?gid=2428853
• he is constantly gloating about how he is "loved" by students and how "famous" he is.. i mean, for the love of God! get a life.
• BUT that doesnt mean we hate him.. he almost always makes us laugh. well, usually at him. he teases students and we start laughing and then a moment later he demans total silence. talk about kill joy. :D
• so... another factor is that the computer lab is.. BRRRR.. cold. coupled with the fact that your facing a very boring teacher, drowsiness is guaranteed and induced in less than 5 mins.
• after a very hard, grueling and poorly-dicsussed lesson, he expects us to do what he says on hands-on PERFECTLY. so, we are not surprised that we all fail..
• i am quite surprised why i passed third year. but then, im surprised that we ALL passed. well, he couldnt fail an entire year level. so, i guess he only failed those people who have negative scores. (i once had a negative score on a test.. damn)

negative scores. yes, it is possible. but, how come? well, let me explain.

• he gives us tests when we least expect it.
• he doesnt dicuss that thoroughly, therefore resulting in failures.
• he docks points off us.. always. always. always.

stuff that he takes liberty on docking off points:

• disaligned keyboard
• mouse is not where it should be
• mouse placement is disaligned
• we whisper
• we talk
• we stand
• we're noisy
• our chairs are not aligned
• we're not following instructions
• improper opening websites/applications
• turning the computer on
• turning the computer off

i could go on forever but my poor memory defeats me. well, these are all that i can remember. so now, i hope you understand...

whyyyy im no good in computer :D

the world watches manny pacquiao

THE WORLD WATCHES MANNY "PACMAN" PACQUIAO

whenever manny pacquiao gets in the ring, the whole world watches. crime rates drop dramatically. everyone shuts up. they watch him. they anticipate his moves.

when manny pacquiao has a fight.. everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, yearns to see his fight. they would do anything to see it. to them, it is a very great privilege and honor to see him.. everyone, rich or poor, strong or weak, white or black, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, Asian or European or American... from the farthest and most remote outskirts of Afghanistan, to the cold, vast region of Russia. all are equal.

heck, even Hollywood superstars came to watch manny just like the rest of the hobos who flew a thousand miles just to watch him. famous Hollywood celebrities troops to the MGM grand arena in las Vegas. some of them were jack nicholson, denzel washington, mariah carey, mark wahlberg, jay z, p diddy and stephen baldwin. denzel Washington and stephen badlwin dropped by to congratulate manny pacquiao for his spectacular performance. WWE superstar batista, who marched with pacquiao duing his grand entrance, congratulated manny. he was one of the many who felt it was an honor and privilege just to be able to breathe near him. hahaha.

many considered him as the BEST pound-for-pound boxer in the world, the king of the ring, manny pacquiao was hinted to become the world's greatest boxer ever; even eclipsing those great hall of famers like Muhamad ali and sugar shane mosley.

although manny pacquiao, a champion by heart in 6 different weight categories, remains as humble and as down to earth as ever. he never forgot his humble beginnings. when he was young, he often slept in cardboard boxes fashioned in a corner. and thus, made him strive for the best.

manny pacman pacquiao; LOVED by many, broken by few..

scary stuff you can do with your PC

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty
Cool...and Unbelievable. ... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this
happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER


MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??


MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At
Microsoft
the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
Then see the magic....... ......... ......... ......

Cat dictionary ;D

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

FRIENDS :D

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ...we screwed up...but that was fun!'

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days
then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you


If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it. :D

whyyyy i am HAPPY :D

first of all, i would very much like to confirm this wonderful fact..

YES... i am happy

but,. why though? well.. the answer is there in those bunch of words down below.. delve deep into the unknown.

i am a HAPPY PERSON. why? there are a lot of things that i am happy about. although its not all the time that i am happy, but at least I'm happy most of the time. hahaha. hmm.. lets see, the following are just some other things I'm happy about.. though there could be a million things that makes me happy, it would be impossible for me to remember them all. so now i beg that you will find it in your heart to forgive me if ever i forgot about you.. whoever you are. ;D

• GOD loves me-- yeah, its true. hahaha. who wouldnt be happy about that? :D
• i have the best family--well, for me they are. although murag gubot bitaw usahay, thats what i like about my family. :D
• i have the best **********-- hahahahaha. i wont saay anymore. :D
• i have the greatest friends in the world-- ohhh yeaaah beeybeehh! i really do have the BESTEST friends!
  
• i am loved by EVERYONE-- yupp! you read right! everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, loves me. (if you disagree on this, then prove that this is NOT true.. :p)
• SHE loves me sooooo much!-- need i say more? :D
• i have a tech-savvy BEST friend--Lol! yes kam, i am referring to you. may i remind you that you are not a temporary friend. good luck kang kathleen ha?? :D
• i have the bestest BRO--hahaha. no, not santino's bro. MY bro. hahaha. she makes the best blogs and the besstttest friend ever, hahaha. :D
  
• i am a swimmer--yes, i am happy that i am a swimmer. according to robert's international dictionary, swimming is synonymous with FUN. lol, hahahaha:D
• i am part of the best swimming team and the best coach--again, need i say more? :D
• i dont have the guts to kill myself--hahaha. self explanatory. :D

so... thats as much as i could remember. though i really know that there are still a million things that i am happy about, i regret to say that those things escape me and again, i ask that they could find it in them to forgive me.

whoever they are.. :D

Manny "pacman" Pacquiao disqualifed(?)

manny pacquiao, the people's champ, the best pound4pound boxer, the king of boxing, was disqualified from his match against the fighting pride of machester, ricky "the hitman" hatton. accroding to the nevada sports commitee that they found traces of DRUGS in manny's urine sample. the traces were identified as the following:
-ALAXAN FR
-VITWATER
-DIATABS

the nevada sports commitee will conduct a thorough innvestigation of the matter as to what just happened..

no one was available for comment..

why i should NOT kill myself

ahhh, yes. a classic post... there's a million posts out there thats just the same as this. and yet, we must decipher and fathom those words stated above..

yess.. why should you NOT kill yourself?

why i should NOT kill myself? there's a lot of reasons why i shouldn't kill my self.

like what?

hmmm.. let's see.

1. GOD doesn't want me to die... yet. HAHAHAHA
-yup, HE doesn't want me to go yet. not my time to go. he feels that my mission in this world aint over and my true calling has yet to come. chaaar! hahaha. if he does want me to die though, which i think is truly UNLIKELY, i would be dead right know.. my sources tell me that im going to die drowning. really ironic though, seeing as im a swimmer. but then, who knows? i just might end up in a watery grave..

2. i am in no position to kill myself.
-though there were countless moments where i just wanna kill myself, i just cant bring myself to do it.. even when i reached my boiling point, im afraid of taking my life. why?
2a.i dont have the right to take my life, or anybody else's life. that power resides in God.
2b. i just dont have the guts to spill my own blood.

3. my family would be very, very crestfallen.
-if i killed myself, my family will be very sad.. thats the last thing i wanna do. i dont want others to be sad because of me. i know they love me (to the MAX) and i love them. i dont want to be apart from them.

4. my friends couldnt bare it.
-oh come on.. they are are surely gonna miss me. and if i killed my self, what would they think of me? what would happen to them if im not around?? alas.. i cannot imagine.

5. SHE would be very heartbroken.
-i dont know what she would do if she knew i killed myself.. she would probably start blaming herself. it would only make things worse. am i deprived of love so much that there's no reason for me to live? hell no..

6. the world will never be the same.
-yep. its as simple as that. if i killed myself, the world will never, ever be the same again. why? just think of the possibilities ahead! who knows of the things i could do if i hadnt kill my self? face it.. the world will mourn at the news of my unfortunate death.



if i killed myself. what a loss to everyone, i would be.

PACMAN vs HITMAN

so it begins..

the most awaited boxing match, finally came. of course, it started with the traditional weigh-in. though, you may notice that they use manual scales, not electric or digital ones. i still dont know why they use that.. (the mystery of the manual scales continue)

the crowd was AMAZING.. truly amazing. when the brits come over, expect some fun! hahaha. when i witnessed the crowd during the weigh-in, it was like a soccer match. the crowds were chanting; there is only one ricky hatton, God save the queen, etc. it was truly a sight to behold! having a crowd like that is truly awesome! hahaha. so, after the traditional weigh-in, they went back to their hotels and had a good night's sleep.

fight day..

ricky hatton was the first to be announced. most of the crowd went wild when his name was called (no surprises there, more than half of the crowd were brits.) he came into the ring with the most peculiar bottoms i had seen in a boxer. (his trunks has laces in 'em) lol, hahaha. then comes manny pacquiao, accompanied by his team, TEAM PACQUIAO. with WWE superstar, batista. (batista's real name is dave bautista. he is a filipino. hahaha)manny pacman pacquiao, the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world today.. the top pick of most people..

but we couldnt share our sympathy with the brits though.

as manny pacquiao's name was called, there was a rising uproar in the stands; not by the fans though. the brits stopped their chanting and began booing manny.

who could blame them, though? t

they're just fans though.. although the british fans were partying, laughing, cheering, shouting and drinking to their heart's content for their champ hatton, they were never unruly though. they still had some sense left in them.

and so the fight begins..

round one. the moment the bell rang, ricky hatton was all over manny pacquiao. he was true to his word; he would keep coming forward. there were many times when manny went to the ropes. it was a sticky situation but his agility made him escape a brutal beating. ricky hatton was a perfect target though, all offense and barely and defense, manny punched hard and..

BAM.

right to the kisser. hatton was down with less than a minute left in the round. though if you watched in slo-mo, it wasnt really a big knockout. they punched at the same time but manny was too quick. his perfectly aimed right hook made contact with his chin. though it was a hard blow, i doubt hatton would fall.

but alas, he fell. why though?

they punched at the same time but manny hit hatton first. so the centrifical force as he swung his left hook was too much that his body went into motion and.. tripped.

while he was down, he sorta thought these words..

hatton: woah.. is it round ten already?!

at the same time, manny was also thinking the same lines..

manny: woah, is it round ten already?

both fighters were shocked of what just happened.

so hatton was back on his feet and ready for some more. he was being more aggressive. i saw manny stagger not once, not twice, but three times. yes, HE STAGGERED. when hatton connects, manny loses his balance but quickly regains.. if hatton connects two punches though..

manny would be in big trouble.

so with barely 10 seconds left in the 1st round, manny, hands flailing madly, managed to topple hatton and scored another knockout.

WHAM.

another knockout.. 2 knockouts in round 1? its too good to be true. though, the 2nd knockout wasnt a real knockout. just like the first, he simply tripped. again, in slo-mo. manny was goin crazy against hatton and hatton was wise enough to back up.. but he was not fast at backing up. he leaned a little more than he inteded to just to avoid manny's punch.. and what happened next?

he simply lost his balance and tripped. again..

although the overjoyed pacman fans were enjoying every bit of it, both fighters knew that hatton merely lost his balance. though it was a knockout nevertheless.

round 2..

as the bell rang, hatton was in manny's face. he was incredible. he was just as tough as he was in the 1st round. if not, tougher. it didnt look as though he had experienced two knockouts in one round. so he was driving manny up the wall. he managed to pin manny though. and whenever he did so, he was brawling him.

manny barely escaped hatton..

and so, manny realized that the situation became grave and he needed to land another knockout. but he must be patient though. he must plan his punch at the right time. trying not to get close to hatton. manny was having trouble with hatton. yes, he did..

and in the heat of the battle, he launched his right jab but hatton was ready for it. having being knocked out by manny using his right, hatton was cautiously watching out for another one. and manny realized his mistake just in time. he faked his right just at the very last minute and went for the left hook.. his strong left hook. manny saw hatton leave his right side open, hatton having "anticipated manny's right hooks and simply defended his left.

KAAPOOOW.

he landed his perfectly sweeeeet left hook between his neck and head. putting the lights out of hatton. for good. manny knocked hatton out cold. his punch landed perfectly that hatton failed to get up.

lights out hatton. good night.

over the weekend..

ahh.. the most awaited and most anticipated boxing match after pacman vs the golden boy..

the pacman vs. the hitman. a battle between two men. the "noble" sport, others might say. the battle between east and west. a historic battle between the fighting pride of the philippines vs the fighting pride of manchester.

though as some of you readers know, i wasnt able to catch the spectacular fight. i was spending that day with my lola and the cable broke (though it was fixed in the middle of the afternoon) well, we cracked and decided that we would entertain ourselves in the threshold of SM. we took our lunch and made our trip back to the house. still, no cable. i tried everything my 15 year-old brain knew and to no avail, i failed... so i spent the whole day having an afternoon tea with granny.

really frustrating huh? i got really pissed and swore on my whole life that i would get that cable fixed. and who knew? i had it in the end. just a loose wire. A LOOSE WIRE.

it was stupid.. piontless. irritating beyond belief.

though i got it fixed in the end, there were no more replays as far as i know. (i really know a lot, though) so i hoped that by any chance, i could catch a last minute replay of the fight.

and so i did..

it was late though.. i tried now and then to scan any channel that might broadcast a replay of the fight. and not until 9pm did i catch a very frustrating replay.

i had had the utmost misfortune to watch that replay..

it was certainly a bit better than nothing though. although the entire show lasted roughly about 20 mins. it ended in 11pm. with endless advertisements played on end, it was really pissing me off, having to resort to that way of watching the fight. aarrgghh.

and so begins.. the PACMAN vs the HITMAN*

*next post, hahaha :p